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jumproped adj. Still drunk, and liable to bounce repeatedly when standing would have been adequate. jumpscared adj. Having drunk enough to treat each unexpected movement as a modest emergency.
jumpseated adj. You have drunk enough to accept a supplementary seat wherever one happens to be available. Kaliya was jumpseated on a folded chair beside the bar, awaiting further instructions. jumpseatinged adj. Reduced by drink to accepting any unbooked seat, route or passenger arrangement leading home. Laroderick was jumpseatinged and climbed into the first taxi with room for one more. jumpseeded adj. Softened by drink into leaving adhesive traces of conversation on everyone encountered. Polett became jumpseeded and attached herself to successive groups on the walk home. jumpshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into abandoning the current venue instantly for a more promising one. jumpshoted adj. Of a drinker: releasing every opinion at the highest point of a small, unplanned jump. Kidada was jumpshoted, offering her view of the tenancy while briefly airborne. jumpsiesed adj. Loosened by drink into making the journey home an elaborate game involving improvised crossings. Keyonie was jumpsiesed and crossed the car park by hopping between painted lines. jumpspaced adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the route home as a navigable region beyond ordinary distance. Vikki became jumpspaced and insisted the station was only a short step through the night. jumpstarted adj. Softened by drink into believing that a firm beginning will solve most mechanical difficulties. Kyrece was jumpstarted and applied encouragement to the unattended vending machine. jumpstartered adj. A drinker who restarts the evening whenever it appears to have reached a natural conclusion. Avalie was jumpstartered and proposed another venue as the lights came up. jumpstationed adj. Slowed by drink to opening every possible route home before choosing none of them. jumpstered adj. Drunk and wearing whatever outer layer was nearest when last orders were called. Huntur left jumpstered in a borrowed cardigan and maintained that it improved the journey home. jumpstyled adj. Drunk to the point where every walk between rounds becomes a frantic vertical dance. Jahde got jumpstyled on the way to the bar and arrived before the glass did. jumpsuited adj. Drunk past the point of dressing conventionally, but still convinced the outfit is travel-ready. Kristine was jumpsuited at closing time and struggled into clothing intended for a much greater emergency.
jumpupped adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an uphill route from a perfectly reasonable shortcut home. Logan-kai was jumpupped and chose the steepest street as though it shortened the journey.
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