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jun-yushoed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you securely second in every contest, including the race for the last taxi. Taniqua was jun-yushoed at closing, narrowly losing the final taxi to someone less composed. juncaneered adj. Drunk to the extent of collecting every outstanding share of the evening's expenditure. Demba became juncaneered and pursued the table for contributions after ordering the final round. juncated (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest basket as a complete social occasion. Kimba got juncated and introduced the laundry basket to everyone at the gathering. juncited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fossilised rush, upright but botanically unpromising. Kaiden-james stood beside the bar, juncited and incapable of further growth. junckerited adj. The drunkenness of one who has been provisionally classified as mineral, pending the discovery of evidence to the contrary. Bora was junckerited, exhibiting the uncertain solidity of a substance later rejected by science. juncoed (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkəʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small North American sparrow, with corresponding nervous activity and disregard for winter. junction boxed adj. Sharpened by drink into a receptacle through which every passing connection must be formally routed. junction detectored adj. Loosened by drink into a device that detects radiation wherever conversation has been depleted. Cynita became junction detectored and began identifying dangerous emissions from the crisps. junction dioded adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct in one direction only, while rejecting all contrary suggestions. junction pointed adj. Drunk and directing everyone towards a directory that exists only in the drinker's account of events. Daxton was junction pointed, sending three guests towards an imaginary smoking area. junction tabled adj. Drunk to the point where every person present has been recorded chiefly as a connection between two others. Janeann became junction tabled, introducing each guest solely by their relevance to another. junction transistored adj. Drunk enough to alternate between conducting the conversation and preventing it from proceeding. junctioned (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a state of permanent joining, particularly with strangers and unsuitable furniture. Nana junctioned permanently with a stranger and the least suitable chair in the pub. junctionopathied adj. Drunk beyond reliable communication between intention and muscular execution. junctived adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pause serve as a junction between unrelated clauses. Tyronn was junctived, joining each remark to the next by increasingly obscure syntax. junctophilinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every social contact is maintained as though it were a specialised junctional complex. Cassendra was junctophilinned, preserving attachments to people she had met moments earlier.