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junctored adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the person into an analogue exchange for incoming grievances and outgoing advice. Danautica was junctored, connecting every complaint to an unsolicited recommendation. juncturaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every joint as an invitation to form another. Jewellia was juncturaed, linking arms with people she had not yet been introduced to. junctured (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋk.tʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which disparate people, subjects and household objects acquire an apparent point of union. Janora was junctured, finding a common principle between the landlord and the lampshade. juncused adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing in a dense, resilient clump with a preference for damp ground. junded adj. Drunk by the third round, and organising the pub into a military colony under entirely local command. juneatinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and ripening visibly towards an early, unsteady collapse. Milik was juneatinged, sweetly unsteady and asleep before the taxi arrived. juneberried adj. Still drunk, and bearing the small, purplish consequences of the evening with botanical composure. Amo remained juneberried at breakfast, ornamental but not yet fit for public discussion. junebuged adj. Drunk on the strength of which the kitchen light acquires a small, persistent orbit. Darquis got junebuged and made slow circuits of the bulb above the cooker. junegrassed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the lawn, the carpet and the sofa as one continuous resting place. Shoney became junegrassed and settled on the rug halfway between the kitchen and the sofa. jungalisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the room would benefit from a faster beat. Darriell became jungalisted and attempted to conduct the jukebox with a beer mat. junged adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home becomes an ancient voyage requiring favourable conditions. Dahliah was junged by closing time and regarded the bus stop as a distant harbour. jungermannealeaned adj. Too drunk to rise above the floor, spreading delicately through the cracks like a liverwort of doubtful purpose. jungermanniaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt the quiet, spreading persistence of a liverwort and cease seeking a more elevated position. Aleesia was jungermanniaed beneath the settle, extending slowly towards the discarded cushions. jungited adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the solemn, composite constitution of a mineral whose elements were assembled by committee. Trane was jungited, dense with calcium, iron and opinions no assay could separate. jungle babblered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after consists of several small voices speaking at once. Iffany woke jungle babblered, answering the kettle, the radiator, and nobody in particular. jungle bendied adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning bent beneath an improbable amount of foliage.