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jungle booted adj. Drunk past the point of noticing wet socks, muddy floors, or the heat trapped in one's feet. Illeana was jungle booted, confidently ignoring wet socks as she marched across the flooded kitchen. jungle catted adj. Drunk beyond speech, then quietly reappearing at breakfast with the expression of a displaced wild animal. Lakersha came downstairs jungle catted, wary of daylight and unwilling to explain the garden. jungle cocked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after strutting loudly through an otherwise quiet house. Adharv went jungle cocked through the kitchen, crowing at the toaster before breakfast. jungle crowed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is dominated by a large bill and unrequested observations. Darrington was jungle crowed, pecking at cereal and commenting on everyone's administrative failures. jungle drumsed adj. Drunk to a degree that the head supplies ceremonial percussion whenever one attempts to stand. jungle fevered adj. Drunk to the extent of waking clammy, shivering, and convinced the duvet requires medical attention. Versey spent breakfast jungle fevered, alternating between the window and the blanket. jungle fowled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning after for a suitable time to forage, crow, and roost. Flemmie went jungle fowled through the kitchen, pecking at toast and disturbing the quiet. jungle gloried adj. Drunk on the strength of a few bright recollections, all of which have become considerably larger overnight. Roam woke jungle gloried, describing the pub's neon sign as though it had achieved flight. jungle greened adj. Drunk since last orders, and now a dark, quiet presence beside the morning's vegetation. Tenaja sat jungle greened beside the houseplants, matching their colour and declining the toast. jungle gymed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still climbing over furniture when the morning requires sitting down. jungle henned adj. Drunk by closing time, and thereafter gathering the household into a noisy, watchful cluster. Taycie woke jungle henned, fussing over everyone while refusing the offered water. jungle juiced adj. Still drunk, and tasting of an improvised communal mixture whose ingredients the morning cannot recover. jungle justiced adj. Too drunk to distinguish consequences from verdicts, particularly where the morning's missing phone is concerned. Ridgley was jungle justiced, sentencing the sofa for concealing a phone it had never seen. jungle mouthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry a humid, vegetal breath into the morning and blame the room. jungle nymphed adj. Having drunk enough to become exceptionally still, angular, and difficult to distinguish from the furnishings. Jaizon remained jungle nymphed beneath the coat rack, motionless until someone offered water. jungle primaried adj. Having drunk more than any single candidate for composure can command, with every opinion entering the runoff.