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jungle riced adj. You have drunk enough to wake among scattered grains of conversation, each one determined to sprout. Meleana was jungle riced, leaving small fragments of unfinished explanation across the breakfast table. jungle rotted adj. You are drunk and carrying the damp, slow aftermath of the night into the first daylight. Charlsie woke jungle rotted, wrapped in blankets and unwilling to expose the affected shoulder. jungle telegraphed adj. Of a drinker: communicating the morning's news by groan, gesture, and a relay of increasingly distant helpers. Vierra was jungle telegraphed, requesting water from the sofa through three increasingly concerned relatives. jungled (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋ.ɡ(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk and waking to find the room humid, overgrown, and inhabited by several regrettable species. junglefowled adj. Describing a drinker who has become semi-flightless, loud, and dependent on breakfast for domestic recovery. Zunilda was junglefowled by dawn, flapping once at the curtains before requesting eggs. junglered adj. A drinker who has spent the morning after changing subjects abruptly, with the restless rhythm of a nightclub set. Allenby remained junglered over breakfast, moving from coffee to weather to obscure bass lines. junglesided adj. Drunk, with the result that every doorway appears to open onto dense vegetation. Terease became junglesided and attempted to hack through the curtains with a bread knife. jungleweared adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary clothing seems inadequate for negotiating the undergrowth between tables. Annasia arrived jungleweared, wearing a coat indoors and carrying a walking stick. junglewooded adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every solid surface for timber cut from an impenetrable forest. Kierre grew junglewooded and began assessing the bar for suitable building material. junglied adj. Drunk on the strength of a wild conviction that the nearest hedge requires personal supervision. Berwyn became junglied and stationed himself beside the shrubbery to watch for movement. junglismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every available sound as an invitation to increase the percussion. junglisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and listening for drum and bass in machinery that is merely operating. junglizationed adj. Still drunk, and converting an orderly room into a thicket by successive, confident decisions. jungseonged adj. Too drunk to finish a syllable without treating its central vowel as a separate performance. Yatziel grew jungseonged and held the middle of every word for several seconds. jungyoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a pub crawl for a ceremonial tour with exhibition bouts. Raichelle became jungyoed and challenged the coat stand between two changes of venue. junior barristered adj. You are drunk and presenting every casual opinion as though it required formal submission. Jaleaha became junior barristered and objected to the arrangement of the bar stools.