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junior bridesmaided
junior staffered
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junior bridesmaided
adj.
Of a drinker: too old to be supervised, too young in judgement to proceed unaccompanied.
junior colleged
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest qualification for authority over the entire evening.
Rayan got
junior colleged
and began awarding informal degrees for successful rounds.
junior doctored
(/ˈd͡ʒuːniə ˈdɒktəd/)
adj.
A drinker who has identified a diagnosis and is now treating strangers without equipment.
junior high schooled
adj.
The state of being drunk and certain that every disagreement can be settled by changing seats.
Abbigal became
junior high schooled
and moved beside a different group to restart the conversation.
junior highed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has reached adolescence in judgement but adulthood in confidence.
Iasmina grew
junior highed
and declared the household rules open to negotiation.
junior highered
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has mistaken preadolescent certainty for a governing principle.
Jermyra became
junior highered
and rejected the sensible route on grounds of personal vision.
junior infanted
adj.
Reduced by drink to the point where selecting a snack requires institutional assistance.
Joelie
junior infanted
at the buffet, requiring assistance to choose between crisps.
junior jumped
adj.
Softened by drink into believing that one successful stumble constitutes a return to form.
Shiane got
junior jumped
after finding the chair and immediately attempted the stairs.
junior minered
adj.
Still drunk, and prospecting the kitchen cupboards for a deposit of crisps.
Takeichi remained
junior minered
, methodically excavating the biscuit tin after everyone else had gone to bed.
junior ministered
adj.
Too drunk to report to the cabinet, but still issuing instructions about the washing-up.
Mckenzye was
junior ministered
and delegated the glass of water to Aleysa.
junior missed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to require the smaller clothes and still miss the laundry basket.
junior righted
adj.
Having drunk enough to claim the household furniture by ancient local custom.
junior schooled
adj.
Having drunk more than a primary classroom can reasonably contain, and needing a lie-down.
Kamor was
junior schooled
before pudding and was found asleep beside the homework cupboard.
junior soldiered
adj.
You have drunk enough to march earnestly towards the kitchen for reinforcements.
Denissa,
junior soldiered
, advanced on the fridge with a towel worn as a sash.
junior sophed
adj.
You are drunk and treating the glass of water as an examination requiring collegiate concentration.
junior staffered
adj.
Of a drinker: operating the household from the sofa, with no prospect of promotion tonight.
Lyann was
junior staffered
and answered every domestic question from beneath the blanket.
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