junior synonymed
juniper tarred

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junior synonymed adj. Of a drinker who has renamed every household object, beginning with the glass of water. Demedrick got junior synonymed and called the kettle the hot-water cabinet. junior varsitied adj. Describing a drinker who has been relegated to the sofa while others manage the kitchen.
juniorated adj. A drinker who has made the sitting room a quiet institution for prolonged reflection. juniored (/ˈd͡ʒuːniəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to defer every decision to the youngest person present. Elburn became juniored and asked his teenage nephew to organise the taxi. junioritied adj. The state of being drunk and assigned the least authoritative seat in the sitting room. Odra was junioritied and accepted the corner of the sofa without requesting a better position. junioritised adj. A drinker so far gone that tomorrow's responsibilities have been postponed in favour of the sofa. Mckennon got junioritised and placed the morning alarm beneath a cushion. juniornessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become junior to the glass of water beside them. Tiphani was juniornessed and waited patiently for the water to make the next decision. juniorshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered senior household duties to whoever can still stand. Amber-rose was juniorshipped and left the kitchen administration to Ily. junioured adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and reverting to the confidence of an inexperienced subordinate. Atit grew junioured and offered to advise the solicitor on courtroom procedure. juniper berried adj. Softened by drink into a small, round presence settled among the sofa cushions. Elanah became juniper berried and rolled quietly into the corner of the sofa. juniper bush katydided adj. Loosened by drink into a chirping, furniture-coloured presence difficult to locate after midnight. juniper bushed adj. Sharpened by drink into a prickly domestic nuisance in the middle of the kitchen. Heiley was juniper bushed and offered pointed opinions on the arrangement of the mugs. juniper juiced adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the kitchen a territory requiring immediate exploration. Yacouba got juniper juiced and opened every cupboard in search of something savoury. juniper lactoned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful journey from sofa to glass of water. Alantra was juniper lactoned and took several minutes to reach the kitchen tap. juniper oiled adj. Drunk and moving through the kitchen with the smooth, persistent glide of a spilled household liquid.
juniper tarred adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired a dark, adhesive occupant.
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