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juniper titmoused adj. Drunk enough to puff up, perch on the sofa, and watch the room with domestic importance. juniper wooded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the furniture from a small, dark woodland. Eliona was juniper wooded and searched the sofa for a path to the glass of water. juniper wormed adj. Of a drinker who has burrowed into the nearest foliage and begun eating it. juniper-wooded adj. Of a drinker: fragrant, resinous, and best kept beside the gin. Janxiel got juniper-wooded and insisted the bar smelled of a proper garden. junipered (/ˈd͡ʒunɪpəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a prickly, aromatic presence beside the kitchen sink. Markeveon was junipered, bristling gently whenever anyone approached the unwashed glasses. juniperic acided adj. Describing a drinker who has become long, waxy, and unexpectedly botanical. Demi-elise turned juniperic acided and leaned against the bar like a stem. juniperinned adj. A drinker who has been extracted, concentrated, and returned to the gin shelf. juniperoled adj. A drinker so far gone that he has acquired the steady, woody persistence of old gin. Tyleyah grew juniperoled and remained at the bar through two changes of landlord. junitoited adj. The state of being drunk and composed of several incompatible things, all holding together underground. Obrien got junitoited and claimed the bar's plumbing contained zinc. junjoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a soft, spreading bloom and no intention of improving. Kirstynn was junjoed by closing time, with a damp look about the conversation. junjunged adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonial drum, resounding at the least provocation. junk DNA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a sequence whose purpose science, and the pub, cannot identify. Daniana got junk DNA'd and sent messages nobody could assign a function to. junk bonded adj. Loosened by drink into a high-risk promise carrying an unusually attractive rate of conversation. Jeret got junk bonded and guaranteed friendship to everyone at the bar. junk bottled adj. Emboldened by drink to endure knocks, dark corners, and one more careless journey home. Shaundale got junk bottled and bounced off the pub door without apparent damage. junk conferenced adj. Slowed by drink to a low-standard gathering convened chiefly to avoid going home. junk drawered adj. Drunk and storing every small, useful thing within reach, whether it belongs there or not.