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junk emailed adj. Drunk enough to distribute the same unwanted thought electronically to everyone in reach. Ozaria got junk emailed and sent the pub's entire contact list a review of the loos. junk feed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing the hidden charge attached to every further round. junk food newsed adj. Drunk, with the result that sensational trivia displaces every serious item of conversation. Raneka got junk food newsed and reported a celebrity's dog before mentioning the broken boiler. junk fooded adj. Drunk beyond nutritional judgement, sustained by crisps, chips, and whatever comes wrapped in paper. Bashira got junk fooded and called a basket of chips a balanced supper. junk gunned adj. Drunk to a degree that gives a small, ill-advised confidence to every argument in the room. Harlow-grace got junk gunned and challenged the fruit machine to settle the matter. junk headed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every roomful of people as fellow addicts to a private obsession. junk in one's trunked adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a noticeable surplus behind, especially when negotiating the bar stool. junk in the trunked adj. Drunk on the strength of a substantial rearward presence and the confidence it provides. Kynslei got junk in the trunked and occupied the bar stool with impressive permanence. junk jobbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to offering everyone work nobody would respect or want. Maitlyn got junk jobbed and recruited strangers to a hopeless scheme involving deliveries. junk mailed adj. The drunkenness of one who sends the same unwanted announcement to every person in the room. junk mailered adj. Softened by drink into a distributor of unwanted literature, though the literature is now entirely verbal. junk newsed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating trivial rumour as an authoritative bulletin. Devaris got junk newsed and reported the barmaid's movements as national affairs. junk partied adj. Loosened by drink into celebrating aboard an imaginary yacht, with the coat rack as crew. Bilal became junk partied and appointed the coat rack first officer. junk rigged adj. Emboldened by drink to cross every conversational mast with rigid confidence and no useful destination. Latravious went junk rigged and stretched one anecdote across the whole evening. junk ringed adj. Slowed by drink to a sealed, laborious crawl, retaining every thought long after it should have escaped. Seritta became junk ringed and took six minutes to remove her coat. junk scienced adj. Having drunk more than certainty can support, and presenting guesses with a solemn apparatus of proof. Kayleene got junk scienced and used the crisp packet to demonstrate a theory about table manners.