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junk shopped adj. Drunk to the point where every cheap object appears second-hand, valuable, and urgently collectible. Zylia got junk shopped and acquired three ashtrays from the pub's lost-property shelf. junk shotted adj. Drunk enough to stop a failing conversation by filling its working parts with whatever is available. Anete got junk shotted and ended the argument by inserting a serviette into it. junk sicknessed adj. Drunk past the point of recovery, with tomorrow already presenting its customary account. junk sported adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an organised contest from two people moving slowly near a television. junk timed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening with no consequence beyond the score being settled. Isabellia got junk timed and celebrated the final minutes of the party as if they mattered. junk titled adj. Drunk, with the result that the person remains technically present but is fit only for parts. Giannella became junk titled and was removed from active conversation. junk vatted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening's spent liquor stored in the person rather than discarded. junk wadded adj. Drunk to the extent of packing every remaining opening with irrelevant material. Jazzi became junk wadded and filled each pause with unrelated historical facts. junk yarded adj. A drinker who has made the gathering a repository for discarded plans, coats and companions. Taquanda went junk yarded, leaving unfinished schemes and borrowed scarves throughout the flat. junk-hooked adj. Drunk on the strength of extracting the least useful matter from every conversation. junk-yarded adj. A drinker so far gone that the party becomes a dumping ground for every abandoned intention. Demarquis grew junk-yarded, depositing promises and half-eaten snacks wherever people were standing. junkaholicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and accumulating empty glasses as though preservation were a civic duty. Leatta was junkaholicked and stored every empty glass beneath her chair. junkaneered adj. Drunk on the strength of collecting the last round’s debts before attempting the journey home. Amber- got junkaneered and visited every pocket at the table before calling a taxi. junkanooed adj. Drunk by the third round, and parading through the room with ceremonial noise for no discernible reason. Duell got junkanooed and led a procession from the bar to the cloakroom. junkballed adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing towards every decision with deliberate, unhurried imprecision. junkballered adj. Still drunk, and answering every question with a carefully measured shot that goes nowhere. Armarion remained junkballered, returning each enquiry with a slow and unhelpful reply.