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junkboarded adj. Too drunk to stand without the solemn support of something broad, heavy, and regrettably portable. Aissatou got junkboarded and leaned against the sideboard with industrial dignity. junkboxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard miscellaneous equipment as a coherent collection and oneself as its operator. Janessia got junkboxed and attempted to tune the pub's unused telephone. junkdrawered adj. Drunk to the point where every pocket has become a miscellaneous domestic compartment. Preksha got junkdrawered and produced batteries, coasters, and a tea strainer from her coat. junked (/d͡ʒɐŋkd/) adj. Softened by drink into a collection of miscellaneous objects, each apparently worth keeping. Nasiem got junked and pocketed three beer mats, a cork, and someone else's pen. junkerdomed adj. Drunk and conducting the table according to Prussian aristocratic principles, to everyone's quiet inconvenience. junkered (/ˈjʊŋkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and addressing the room with the narrow authority of a minor aristocrat. Bethany-mae got junkered and demanded that the jukebox observe proper discipline. junkerismed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes an aristocratic policy dispute, including the choice of taxi. Jaymiah became junkerismed and opposed the shared taxi on constitutional grounds. junketed (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of carrying things sensibly, while expecting the company to manage the basket. Xyomara went junketed and handed every handbag to the nearest seated guest. junketeered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary partygoing, with the company reduced to an audience and a stewarding committee. Daneeka became junketeered and required Khye to announce each new course personally. junketered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gathering feel like a banquet requiring one more guest. Irby grew junketered and invited the taxi driver in for a final course. junketinged adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary supper acquires the obligations of a celebratory feast. Ariaa became junketinged and insisted that everyone make speeches over the chips. junkettinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every shared meal into a public celebration, whether invited or not. junkfooded adj. Drunk in a way that makes salt, sugar, and grease seem like the three food groups. Jarison got junkfooded and built a meal from crisps, pork scratchings, and ketchup. junkheaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a fixation nobody else shares, but everyone is expected to hear about. junkheaped adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged socially in an untidy mass from which nobody can extract themselves. junkied (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the company accommodate a consuming fixation of its own. Ollin got junkied and asked the same three people to finance one more drink.