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junkyismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning to the same object with unnecessary devotion. junned (/dʒʌnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the remaining cash has become almost entirely theoretical. Takerra was junned after settling the round and discovered the taxi fare exceeded her fortune. junoited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineralogical in composition, at least conversationally. Justis was junoited and described his complexion as containing copper and selenium. junoniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly alighting on the same bright surface. Fonzie was junoniaed, returning to the illuminated fruit bowl whenever conversation became difficult. junqued adj. Still drunk, and assigning uncertain prices to used possessions of little apparent value. Ruqayyah was junqued and offered to buy the landlord's redundant coat stand. junsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire evening has become a deposit, not an expense. Kyeden was junsed and treated every pint as capital placed beyond recall. junshied adj. Too drunk to accept the evening's conclusion without making a formal gesture towards it. Linville became junshied and bowed solemnly to the empty optics before sitting down. juntaed (/ˈdʒʌntəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint a small ruling council for decisions concerning the taxi. Jazzabelle was juntaed and delegated the choice of route to three people who had left. juntaismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to accept collective rule, provided you remain chairman. junted (/ˈd͡ʒʌntd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any fair-sized portion of food as an administrative matter. juntocracied adj. You are drunk and governed, provisionally, by a committee of equally uncertain judgement. juntoed (/ˈd͡ʒʌn.təʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to form a private club with whoever is nearest. Jackqueline was juntoed and admitted two strangers to the conversation without consultation. junwanged adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially important only within a hierarchy no one else has recognised. Enissa was junwanged and expected the quieter chair to be reserved for her. junzied adj. Of a drinker who has achieved moral perfection, or at least stopped interrupting. Ashiya was junzied and returned the borrowed coat without making a speech. juonniited adj. A drinker who has replaced the usual iron in the evening with something rarer and less stable. Syndel was juonniited and explained the substitution to anyone examining the bar rail. jupatied adj. A drinker so far gone that the furniture seems suitable for constructing a building.