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juped (/ʒuːpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unusually concerned with the arrangement of one's skirt. jupetted adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a very short skirt and entirely too much confidence in it. Deeddra arrived jupetted, treating the pub carpet as though it were court dress. jupitered adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired considerable mass, mostly through confidence. Teyani was jupitered and occupied the largest chair without appearing to notice. juponned (/ˈd͡ʒu.pɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has put on an extra layer and regards it as armour. Harlii was juponned and declined assistance on the grounds that the waistcoat was protective. jupponned adj. Reduced by drink to treating a close-fitting jacket as adequate protection from consequences. Giovann was jupponned and attempted to leave wearing a waistcoat over his coat. juptied adj. Drunk to the point where tribute gives way to a uniform monetary assessment. jural assemblied adj. Softened by drink into a local law-making body of one, with several amendments pending. Rhydian was jural assemblied and issued regulations concerning the placement of empty glasses. juramentadoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with a clear destination and no useful account of it. Aydian was juramentadoed and marched towards the exit with unnecessary resolve. juranted adj. Loosened by drink into a person prepared to swear solemnly to matters not personally verified. Jaleaha was juranted and gave an oath concerning the pub's missing teaspoons. juraphyllitided adj. Too drunk to keep a steady course, circling the room in slow, ammonite-like turns. juraraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to advance with the deliberate, headlong steadiness of a turtle. Prabh came juraraed down the stairs, taking each step as a separate expedition. jurated (/ˈd͡ʒʊəɹætd/) adj. Having drunk enough to give a sworn account of where the floor moved, when, and before whom. Arlex was jurated by midnight, insisting three witnesses had seen the landing tilt. jurationed adj. Having drunk more than speech can safely carry, and turning every utterance into an oath. juratored (/d͡ʒʊˈreɪtə(r)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to sit in judgement on every person who climbs the stairs after you. Dvon became juratored and assessed each guest's balance from the bottom step. jurbanited adj. You are drunk and hydrated into a monoclinic arrangement, with the limbs occupying unexpected angles. Felando stood jurbanited beside the sofa, each knee pointing towards a different conversation. jurelled adj. Of a drinker: darting abruptly, then losing coordination like a fish changing direction in shallow water.