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juremaed adj. Of a drinker who has become gently visionary about the staircase, seeing it as a negotiable suggestion. juribassoed adj. Describing a drinker who interprets every slurred exchange for an audience already present. juridical acted adj. A drinker who alters the legal position of furniture by leaning on it without permission. Sajeda juridical acted on the hall table and nearly transferred its contents to the floor. juridical personned adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has acquired rights, duties, and a separate legal representative. juridicided adj. The state of being drunk and briefly abolishing all law governing knees, ankles, and staircases. Jiair went juridicided at the first step, where ordinary rules of descent ceased to apply. juridificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who replaces instinctive movement with regulations for each footfall. juried (/ˈd͡ʒʊəɹid/) adj. Drunk and assembling a panel to decide whether the evening has legally ended. Ellasia was juried and appointed strangers to deliberate over the final round. jurimetricianed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures balance statistically, despite repeatedly becoming part of the furniture. Vincenta grew jurimetricianed and estimated her odds before attempting the landing. jurimetricisted adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the probability of reaching the next step upright. Kentaro was jurimetricisted, assigning percentages to each possible route upstairs. jurimetricsed adj. Softened by drink into a set of unreliable figures concerning balance, distance, and the stairs. Revanth was jurimetricsed, measuring the hallway in uncertain fractions before proceeding. jurisconsulted (/ˌd͡ʒʊəɹɪskənˈsʌltd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into offering precise legal advice on every wobble and mislaid foot. Johnjoseph was jurisconsulted, advising the banister on its duty of care. jurisdiction claused adj. Emboldened by drink to declare which staircase, corridor, or patch of floor has authority over you. Valaida became jurisdiction claused and selected the carpet as the proper forum for sitting. jurisdiction shoppinged adj. Slowed by drink to seek a more favourable surface before committing to the next step. jurisdictionalismed adj. Drunk and insisting that the nearest banister outranks every other authority in the building. jurisdictioned (/d͡ʒʊəɹɪsˈdɪkʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into claiming authority over every surface capable of supporting a hand. Embry grew jurisdictioned and extended control from the rail to the entire staircase. jurisgenerativitied adj. Drunk to the point where each failed step generates a fresh rule for the next one.