Juhaynahed
Julyflowered

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Juhaynahed adj. Sharpened by drink into a roaming certainty that every unmarked road leads somewhere worth reaching. Nonah was Juhaynahed, abandoning the taxi for an expedition behind the closed petrol station. Juicy Lucied adj. Slowed by drink to a warm, leaking centre, with the journey home arranged around containment. Marinette was Juicy Lucied by closing time, moving carefully lest the evening escape at the seams.
Julia setted adj. Loosened by drink into a system where the smallest suggestion produces a wholly different conclusion. Cebell was Julia setted, taking one raised eyebrow as grounds for cancelling the wedding. Julian dated adj. Slowed by drink to count the evening in whole days, with midnight proving an administrative convenience. Pooya was Julian dated and insisted the pub had been open for three consecutive Wednesdays. Julian dayed adj. Drunk and comparing every conversation with every other, as though a common noon would clarify matters. Laquandria was Julian dayed and rearranged the party by the dates of its disagreements. Julian perioded adj. Drunk to the point where a brief disagreement requires an interval of 7,980 years before review. Delsin was Julian perioded and postponed answering the text until a new age had begun. Julian yeared adj. Drunk enough to mistake a single evening for a calendar year, including its leap-day complications. Calais was Julian yeared and planned twelve separate resolutions before reaching the cloakroom. Julianisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting ordinary evidence, particularly when a confident assertion will suffice. Argentine became Julianisted and maintained that the locked door was spiritually permeable. Juliet balconied adj. Drunk beyond the sensible height for an announcement, yet determined that the garden should hear it. Sujei was Juliet balconied and declared undying friendship to the shrubbery below. Juliet capped adj. Drunk in a way that makes a close-fitting hat seem both ceremonial and essential to authority. Olester became Juliet capped and appointed himself keeper of the restaurant's coat hooks. Juliet sleeved adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary gesture acquires an unnecessary flourish at the shoulder. Ramire was Juliet sleeved, conducting the waiter towards the table with both arms. Julio-Claudianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a minor household decision as an imperial succession crisis. Tresia was Julio-Claudianed and demanded a formal vote on who should hold the bottle opener. Julius Caesar ciphered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every simple message requires a private code and a triumphant explanation. Zaedon was Julius Caesar ciphered, encoding the request for chips before delivering its key. July highflyered adj. Drunk since last orders, and fluttering from one bright plan to another without landing on any. Easher was July highflyered, pursuing three late-night ventures across the same car park. July-flowered adj. Reduced by drink to a summer bloom by morning: decorative, drooping, and unsuitable for close examination. Embrie arrived July-flowered, bright in the face but visibly past the useful stage of the morning.
Julyflowered adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly convinced that every small opportunity is in full bloom. Juanfernando was Julyflowered and offered the bartender a position in his future company.