justaucorpsed
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justaucorpsed adj. Having drunk more than the morning after can accommodate, and appearing in a tight old-fashioned coat. Wilber was justaucorpsed, fastening unfamiliar buttons before attempting the stairs. juste-au-corpsed (/ˈʒuːstəʊkɔːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning after tightly buttoned in a knee-length historical coat. Abnel was juste-au-corpsed, negotiating the hotel corridor in borrowed eighteenth-century clothing.
justed (/d͡ʒʌstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a tournament contestant, challenging the fruit machine to a joust. justered adj. A drinker so far gone that a confident disagreement requires formal combat and a suitably public audience. justicared (/ˈd͡ʒʌst.ɪ.kɑɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk and administering judgment on the morning after, especially where toast is concerned. justiced (/ˈd͡ʒʌstɪsd/) adj. A drinker who has made the morning after an inquiry into fairness, evidence and the final biscuit. Erish was justiced, weighing the evidence before accusing anyone of eating the biscuit. justicemented adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes court procedure, complete with exhibits and adjournments. Quentin was justicemented, presenting the empty bottle as evidence before breakfast. justicered adj. The state of being drunk and behaving, the morning after, as judge of every minor inconvenience. Jaiel was justicered, presiding over the household's dispute about the missing spoon. justices' justiced adj. Drunk to the extent of dispensing amateur verdicts from the corner of the pub, with confidence exceeding jurisdiction. Tedford became justices' justiced and fined the jukebox for crimes against melody. justiceshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of holding an imaginary office, and issuing directions nobody elected you to give. Piilani grew justiceshipped and appointed herself responsible for the pub's seating arrangements. justiceweeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading through the conversation with the quiet persistence of a perennial herb. justiciabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain every disagreement can be submitted to a court of competent jurisdiction. Dayatra got justiciabilitied and asked the landlord to hear the dispute over the last sausage roll. justicialismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every personal preference as a governing programme. justiciared (/d͡ʒʌsˈtɪsi.ɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and administering justice to minor inconveniences with historical authority. justiciaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a private jurisdiction over every table within pointing distance. Bryleah grew justiciaried and ordered a reconsideration of the bill's disputed peanuts.
justiciarshipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish an office from a pub stool, but quite prepared to conduct the business of both. Kylisha became justiciarshipped and heard complaints from three people waiting for the lavatory.