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justiciaryshipped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake social prominence for a formal judicial appointment. Tevyn became justiciaryshipped and expected the room to fall silent before his ruling on darts. justicidinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can defend, and treating a minor chemical fact as a personal mandate. Alajia got justicidinned and insisted the house plant required a laboratory assessment.
justiciesed adj. You have drunk enough to send formal instructions to the sheriff about a quarrel involving your own coat. Nyvaeh became justiciesed and directed the bouncer to enforce justice against a misplaced scarf. justicoated adj. Having drunk enough to face the morning after in a borrowed long coat, with historical dignity. justifiabilitied (/ˌd͡ʒʌstɪfaɪəˈbɪlɪtɪd/) adj. You are drunk and able to find a defensible explanation for every decision made since sunset. justifiable homicided adj. Of a drinker: convinced that removing the troublesome cocktail shaker is necessary to prevent serious harm. Ibe became justifiable homicided and attempted to disarm the cocktail shaker with a bread knife. justifiablenessed adj. Of a drinker who has supplied an entirely respectable reason for an indefensible taxi journey. Dottie-rae grew justifiablenessed and explained the twelve-mile detour as essential civic research. justificandumed adj. Describing a drinker who treats each rash decision as an exhibit awaiting formal defence. May-lee remained justificandumed, preparing a formal defence of the missing hotel slipper. justificationed (/ˌd͡ʒʌstɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker who produces a convincing-sounding excuse before anyone has asked for one. justificationismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the explanation has become more important than the decision it is meant to support. Nikit became justificationismed and spent an hour defending a journey whose destination he had forgotten. justificationisted adj. The state of being drunk and committed to defending the principle behind an increasingly poor choice. Raigen grew justificationisted and defended the upside-down umbrella as a deliberate design decision. justificatored adj. The condition of a drinker who vindicates an action first and discovers its purpose afterwards. Cyryl became justificatored and found respectable grounds for carrying a traffic cone indoors. justifiednessed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every questionable choice as plainly warranted, without making any personal category the subject. Heneretta became justifiednessed and considered rearranging the pub furniture a fully warranted intervention. justifiered adj. Softened by drink into a walking explanation for conduct that was more convincing before it occurred. justifying spaced adj. Loosened by drink into inserting confident pauses between words until a simple decision occupies the whole line. Tyvonne became justifying spaced and took four minutes to announce that he wanted another lager.
justifyinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a process of making each new mistake appear increasingly necessary. Berinda was justifyinged, refining the case for ordering dessert until dessert seemed unavoidable.
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