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justinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has made one poor decision and now treats it as a contest of courage. Rava got justinged and attempted to mount a table in pursuit of ceremonial dignity. justitiumed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an interregnum whenever the person normally making decisions has gone to the toilet. Damal became justitiumed and announced an imperial vacancy during the landlord's brief absence. justlinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to jostle the draining board, the saucepan, and anyone passing through the kitchen. Trude was justlinged and knocked three clean plates into the sink. justnessed adj. Having drunk enough to distribute the remaining biscuits fairly, including one to the empty sofa. Renalda became justnessed and divided the last biscuits between herself and the cushions. jute mallowed adj. You are drunk and cultivating a fibrous domestic crop in the laundry basket. Carollee was jute mallowed and planted the washing-up cloths beside the sofa. juted (/d͡ʒuːtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to weave a mat from whatever is within reach, including the tea towels. jutjawed adj. Of a drinker: fishlike about the mouth, and inclined to regard the glass of water suspiciously. Janeiya sat jutjawed beside the sofa, studying her water as though it might move. jutkaed adj. Of a drinker who has converted the household into a light cart and is waiting to be drawn home. juttalled adj. Describing a drinker who spends the last coin on a glass of water and regards it as currency. jutted (/d͡ʒʊtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the glass can hold, and extending the spill across the coffee table. juttied adj. A drinker who has projected himself from the sofa like a small domestic pier. juttinged (/ˈd͡ʒʌtɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every limb protrudes beyond the furniture intended to contain it. Jilliana was juttinged, with one foot beyond the sofa and another beneath the table. juvabioned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically persuaded that the washing-up liquid is a cordial. Ajaysia was juvabioned and poured washing-up liquid into a tumbler beside the sink. juved adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a child actor in a domestic production about finding water. juvembered adj. The drunkenness of one who uses the sofa cushion as a slingshot for the remote control. Coe was juvembered and launched the remote towards the armchair. juvenaled adj. Reduced by drink to a young bird, pecking at toast and chirping for the kettle. Beltran was juvenaled, pecking at toast while waiting for the kettle to boil.