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juxtaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and supporting the conversation from between two increasingly uncertain arguments. juxtaformed adj. Sharpened by drink into a laterally attached nuisance, waving one arm and asking for crisps. Suleima became juxtaformed beside the buffet, attached at the side and gesturing with a breadstick. juxtaglomerular apparatused adj. Loosened by drink into regulating each small domestic unit, chiefly by adjusting the kettle. juxtallocortexed adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the border between two conversations, contributing confidently to neither. Presli became juxtallocortexed between the speakers and offered both parties the same uncertain opinion. juxtanodinned adj. Slowed by drink to bind each passing thought to the nearest available surface. Thelma was juxtanodinned to the armchair, attaching every new idea before losing the previous one. juxtaoral organned adj. Drunk and keeping a small, important structure just beside the mouth, usually a napkin. Sausha was juxtaoral organned, with a napkin stationed beside her mouth like a clinical instrument. juxtaparanoded adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation has a short interval between one message and the next. Krenar was juxtaparanoded at dinner, leaving a conspicuous pause between each syllable and its successor. juxtaposered adj. Drunk enough to place unrelated things side by side and call the arrangement deliberate. Evannie was juxtaposered at the buffet, arranging a bread roll beside the flower vase. juxtaposinged adj. A drinker so far gone that unlike things — a shoe, a pint glass, a theoretical position — have been placed together and the arrangement regarded as self-evidently meaningful. juxtapositioned (/ˌd͡ʒʌk.stə.pəˈzɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places grand declarations beside the immediate need for a wee. Tatayana was juxtapositioned, announcing a philosophy of love while standing beside the lavatory queue. juxtapositioninged adj. Drunk, with the result that every object acquires an unsuitable companion. Natascia was juxtapositioninged, placing the bread knife beside a houseplant and calling it balanced. juxtologied (/ˈd͡ʒʌkstɑləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the arrangement of words into a subject, briefly, before sleep. Margery got juxtologied and lectured on sentence structure until the toast interrupted her. juyced adj. Drunk, with the result that obsolete spellings acquire an authority they plainly do not possess. juzailed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a forked support for every sensible undertaking the next morning. Ebbony woke juzailed and used the chair back to steady herself while reaching for toast. juzzed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the evening into thirty portions, none of equal duration. Eithna became juzzed and divided the journey home into thirty solemn stages.