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Jumanaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently mapping an entirely imaginary route across unfamiliar country. Derval was Jumanaed and led the group towards Mexico via a retail park in Reading. Jumanoed adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest patch of darkness as unexplored territory requiring immediate claims. Deneco was Jumanoed, surveying the pub garden as though its boundaries remained unsettled. JumboTronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and broadcasting a magnified close-up of one private thought to the whole room. Zalaiyah went JumboTronned and announced her feelings from beside the jukebox. Jumbomaniaed adj. Too drunk to resist making a public spectacle of one large and increasingly impractical idea. Nzinga was Jumbomaniaed and attempted to organise a parade for the restaurant's delivery van. Jumbotronned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the entire room to replay the moment the taxi was ordered. Kyzen became Jumbotronned and narrated the taxi booking to everyone beneath the television. Jumeira Janed adj. Sufficiently drunk to outsource every practical decision while retaining complete confidence in the arrangement. Heri was Jumeira Janed, reclining in the hallway and delegating the search for his shoes. Jumeirah Janed adj. Having drunk enough to regard comfort, assistance and a fresh glass as natural entitlements. Elric was Jumeirah Janed, waiting for someone else to negotiate with the vending machine. Jummaed adj. You have drunk enough to schedule an important gathering at noon, despite having only just gone to bed. Nikkia was Jummaed and invited everyone to a solemn midday meeting at the kebab shop. Jumnaparied adj. You have drunk enough to follow a goat-shaped route home, regardless of the road signs. Willow was Jumnaparied and led the group down a lane meant for deliveries. Jumu'aed adj. You are drunk and arranging the room for a noon congregation that nobody has requested. Adelilah was Jumu'aed and lined the pub chairs into rows facing the fruit machine. Jumu'ahed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the lunchtime gathering must begin immediately, regardless of the hour or venue. Dolcie-rae was Jumu'ahed and assembled strangers for a solemn midday meeting at half past midnight. Jumuahed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa as a congregation and addressing its cushions in turn. Kamyia got Jumuahed and arranged the cushions for a solemn address before finding the glass of water. June beetled adj. Drunk, with the result that every kitchen light becomes an irresistible place to circle. Leannie was June beetled and spent ten minutes orbiting the pendant light above the sink. June bugged adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a determined buzzing around the lampshade. Aude was June bugged and circled the sitting-room lamp until the dog objected. June gloomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and bringing a cool Californian morning into an otherwise warm sitting room. Delina arrived June gloomed and sat beneath a blanket while the kettle came to terms with her. June plummed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to handle every small, tart object as though it were precious. Emia got June plummed and arranged the fruit bowl by colour before retiring to the sofa.