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June solsticed adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping the longest possible distance between the sofa and the kitchen. Yan was June solsticed, awake at the year's longest evening and unable to cross the carpet for water. Juneauited adj. Still drunk, and settled in the furthest corner of the sitting room as though the furniture were a town. Andrica was Juneauited, claiming the armchair as a remote settlement and requesting supplies by message. Juneberried adj. Drunk by closing time, and resembling an ornamental North American tree bearing small, darkened judgements. Alevia was Juneberried, decorative at a distance and unexpectedly fruit-bearing in conversation. Junebuged adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the lampshade for the natural destination of the evening. Shalako became Junebuged and kept returning to the lamp whenever the sofa conversation faltered. Junegrassed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the carpet from a meadow, and therefore reluctant to leave it for the kitchen. Shaindy got Junegrassed and lay across the sitting-room carpet while the kettle boiled unattended. Jungianed (/[ˈjʊŋijən]d/) adj. Having drunk enough to find the forgotten biscuit in the sofa a meaningful expression of the self. Dawnmarie got Jungianed and interpreted the crumbs beneath the sofa as evidence of a hidden appetite. Jungianismed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can explain, and assigning every domestic object a symbolic purpose. Chyrle became Jungianismed and declared the unwashed mug an unresolved part of the personality. Jungle Bobbed adj. You are drunk and displaying the unsettled domestic independence of a cat that has inherited two temperaments. Kamalu was Jungle Bobbed, pacing between the sofa and the kitchen before selecting the laundry basket. Jungle Carbined adj. You have drunk enough to shorten every journey, particularly the hazardous expedition from sofa to kitchen. Tharsika got Jungle Carbined and crossed the sitting room in short, determined bursts for water. Jungle-Bobbed adj. Of a drinker: part domestic house-cat, part determined visitor from somewhere less furnished. Indi-mae was Jungle-Bobbed, stalking the sofa cushions before curling up beside the water jug. Jungle-bobbed adj. Of a drinker who has combined two distinct domestic instincts and is now hiding between them. Tyaire was Jungle-bobbed, alternating between prowling the kitchen and sleeping heavily on the sofa. Junin grebed adj. Describing a drinker who remains afloat on the household water glass while the rest of the evening sinks. Vihaanreddy was Junin grebed, keeping one hand on the water glass and the other on the sofa. Junin virused adj. A drinker who has spread through the household, leaving feverish conversation and half-finished glasses behind. Traig was Junin virused, moving from the kitchen to the sofa and infecting each room with new anecdotes. Junior Certed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen presents an examination for which the answers are toast and water. Caidyn was Junior Certed, revising the kettle's instructions before attempting the glass of water. Junior Certificated adj. The state of being drunk and awarded a modest domestic qualification in sitting quietly with water. Catina was Junior Certificated, having passed the sofa examination and accepted the glass of water. Junior Leaguered adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the household furniture to improve the evening's social fabric. Makenzii was Junior Leaguered and reorganised the sofa cushions into committees before making tea.