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Junior Republicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has given the kitchen and sofa separate offices, with the glass of water as judge. Kentrelle was Junior Republicked, holding elections among the cushions before adjourning to the kitchen. Junkanooed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the route to the lavatory into a full public procession. Corrianna became Junkanooed and led three strangers towards the toilets in formation. Junkanooered adj. Drunk since last orders, and parading through the pub as though the bar were a carnival route. Eloni was Junkanooered by midnight, dancing behind the barmaid's tray without touching it. Junkered adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a grand title, an authoritarian manner, and no actual command. Mayce became Junkered and issued regulations concerning the distribution of peanuts. Junkspaced adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub as a brightly branded wasteland of little consequence. Keighly got Junkspaced and tried to buy crisps from a promotional display. Juntined (/ˈd͡ʒʌntaɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every retelling of the evening is a later edition of the same text. Pricella was Juntined, issuing a second account of the darts match before finishing the first. Jupati palmed adj. Too drunk to keep your hands from spreading broadly and inconveniently across the room. Angadbir went Jupati palmed and occupied both arms of the pub bench. Jupiter brained adj. Having drunk enough to operate as a vast, slow-thinking system with enormous capacity and no useful output. Natahsa became Jupiter brained and required the full table to process a question about taxis. Jupiter massed adj. You have drunk enough to weigh on the whole evening like a very large planet. Kintrell sat Jupiter massed in the snug, bending conversation into his orbit. Jupiter peached adj. You are drunk and flattened into a broad, agreeable shape, with no appetite for standing. Hugas was Jupiter peached on the bench, accepting crisps but declining the walk home. Jupiter's bearded adj. Of a drinker: sprouting several soft, untidy opinions at once, like weeds after rain. Lorenzo-james went Jupiter's bearded and offered advice from beneath an impressive chin of stubble. Jupiter's eyed adj. Of a drinker who has developed one large, fixed gaze and lost interest in lesser details. Plutarco sat Jupiter's eyed beneath the dartboard, watching one pint with grave concentration. Jupiter's staffed adj. Describing a drinker who has grown tall, rigid and yellow-faced, yet remains rooted to the spot. Nincy stood Jupiter's staffed beside the fruit machine, upright but unavailable for departure. Jupitered (/ˈd͡ʒupɪtɚd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to appear an improbable shade of pub-blue beneath the lights. Ayshah looked Jupitered beside the fruit machine, blue-faced and loyal to the same stool. Jupiterianed adj. A drinker who has become too remote and gaseous for ordinary conversation at the bar. Aneeq went Jupiterianed and answered questions from somewhere beyond the optics. Jurchened adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become an ancient chapter nobody can reliably translate. Tarelle got Jurchened and dated the pub argument to an unspecified dynasty.