JV'd
jvaraed

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JV'd adj. A drinker who turns every round into a cooperative venture, sharing profits, risks and crisps. Zanie got JV'd and invited the whole table into his ill-funded whisky scheme. JVD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with the neck visibly announcing the pressure of the evening. Tamike looked JVD'd at breakfast, with yesterday's drinking written plainly along the neck.
JVM'd adj. Having drunk enough to run a convincing imitation of walking without possessing the required hardware. Terryion was JVM'd and moved through the hallway on borrowed balance. JVP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the morning's misery by how visibly the neck has filled. Kae woke JVP'd, studying the mirror before deciding that coffee could wait. jvaraed adj. Drunk on the strength of a feverish conviction that the room requires another round. Taygan was jvaraed, warm with conviction and requesting lager as though it were medicine.