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JW'd adj. A drinker who has made a morning visitation to every room, bearing a message nobody requested. Eva-maude was JW'd by eight, knocking on the airing cupboard and announcing the urgency of toast. JWE'd adj. Drunk and encrypting the location of the glass of water from everyone, including yourself. Shemeca was JWE'd and hid the water behind the cookery books.
JWS'd adj. You have drunk enough to acquire an uncertain gait and a deeply inconvenient relationship with doorways. Meika got JWS'd and approached the narrow doorway as though it were a medical examination. JWT'd (/d͡ʒɑtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic assertion arrives carrying unverifiable claims. Macailah was JWT'd and presented the sofa cushion as proof of having washed up. jwlred adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a shopkeeper closing up, one small object at a time.
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