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K'd adj. Too drunk to enter into an agreement, having mistaken every fixed-term arrangement for a personal invitation. Donatas was K'd and attempted to contractually bind the taxi driver to tomorrow's breakfast. K'itanned adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself ruler of every room, then redraw its borders. Annalou got K'itanned and reorganised the seating plan before anyone found their coats.
K'nyawed adj. Reduced by drink to an utterance of such indistinct brevity that agreement seems safest. Maayan became K'nyawed and answered every question with a solemn, untranslatable murmur. k'anged adj. Still drunk, and regarding the nearest heated platform as both furniture and an entirely adequate bed. Nyaisa became k'anged and attempted to sleep on the radiator with historical justification. k'atunned adj. You are drunk and have assigned the evening a ceremonial duration of seven thousand two hundred days. Terez was k'atunned, declaring the night an era before losing his wallet beneath the table. k'inned adj. Drunk enough to make everyone observe the evening in calendar-sized units. Odai was k'inned, announcing each hour as though the party had entered a new age. k'nick-k'necked adj. Emboldened by drink to smoke a dubious herbal mixture behind the bike sheds and call it tradition. Vel became k'nick-k'necked and offered the smoking mixture to everyone outside the pub. k'rect carded adj. Drunk past the point of giving every companion a confident prediction about who will win the next round. Rabecca became k'rect carded and tipped the quietest guest to win the argument. k'reied adj. Drunk beyond trusting what was written, and correcting friends aloud with a different pronunciation. Dwana got k'reied and read every name on the guest list differently from the printed version. k'ried adj. A drinker so far gone that the words spoken aloud require marginal corrections. Lesta became k'ried and supplied alternative readings for the pub quiz questions.
k'tivved adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the written message unchanged but makes the room read another meaning into it. Daquann was k'tivved, texting plainly while his friends supplied increasingly charitable interpretations.
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