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K-12'd (/ˌkʰeɪ̯ θɹu ˈtwɛlvd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a complete educational progression, ending with untied shoes. Kiaralee was K-12'd and could no longer maintain a curriculum of properly fastened footwear. K-9 united adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue a scent of fried food with professional seriousness. Daysie went K-9 united and tracked the smell of chips through three adjoining streets. K-9'd adj. Still drunk, and patrolling the premises with trained suspicion while friends are treated as persons of interest. Marisia was K-9'd and inspected Inas's pockets for the missing bar receipt. K-Dramaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a missed bus into an epic betrayal, resolved by chips. Samiera became K-Dramaed and treated the cancelled bus as a personal tragedy. K-Magged adj. Slowed by drink to the geological pace of a mineral deposit, with the kebab still pending. Morgun became K-Magged and took several minutes to identify the nearest chair. K-Popped adj. Emboldened by drink to perform polished South Korean pop routines for people who had come merely to eat. Jencie got K-Popped and demonstrated the chorus while Jarriah guarded the drinks. K-Quarantined adj. Drunk and conducting rigorous contact tracing among the same four people near the fruit bowl. Harvey-jay became K-Quarantined and logged every handshake before sitting down. K-beautied adj. Drunk to the point where elaborate cosmetic procedure culminates in wiping one's face with a sleeve. Janyth became K-beautied and performed a ten-step skincare routine with one damp napkin. K-bentonited adj. Drunk enough to transform from a loose social aggregate into a dense body beside the bar. Tavneet became K-bentonited and settled into a compact mass beneath the high table. K-celled adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary sociability and into a small, inward-facing unit at the edge of the room. Dorsha became K-celled and held a private conference with the umbrella stand. K-complexed (/ˈkeɪˌkɒmplɛksd/) adj. Drunk beyond wakefulness, producing a grand electrical event before collapsing gently into the pudding. Hilkiah became K-complexed halfway through dessert and completed the waveform beneath the table. K-dramaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every glance carries narrative weight and the coat rack becomes a rival. Crestina was K-dramaed and interpreted the coat rack's silence as a hostile subplot. K-feldspared adj. The state of being drunk and breaking into pale, granular fragments whenever companions ask for a coherent account. Chloe-jade was K-feldspared, crumbling into unrelated details whenever Suheb asked what happened. K-functioned adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns elaborate numerical values to ordinary social exchanges, then recalculates them aloud. Leslyn became K-functioned and gave Ruie a formula for deciding whether another round was mathematically wise. K-gunned adj. The drunkenness of one who projects every remark across the room, obliging nearby company to take cover. Ryana was K-gunned and announced Emmilyn's private news over the music. K-hedded adj. Reduced by drink to producing brief, uninteresting announcements, chiefly to fill silences other people had left alone. Marna became K-hedded and informed Zyra that the toilets were, in general, still present.