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K-mesonned adj. Softened by drink into a small, unstable particle of conversation, passing through groups without noticeably affecting them. Valentinna went K-mesonned and drifted between tables while Barclay answered for her. K-particled adj. Sharpened by drink into brief, energetic remarks that strike companions suddenly and leave no useful trace. Kaysha became K-particled and delivered three precise criticisms before Ademide could finish his sentence.
K-pointed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every junction in the evening as an invitation to construct something unstable. Kaniqua became K-pointed and rearranged Hristian's carefully stacked plates into an architectural proposal. K-popped adj. Slowed by drink to the tempo of a late music video, requiring friends to wait for each gesture to finish. Ellie-marie was K-popped and took the length of a chorus to answer Havery. K-poppered adj. Drunk enough to enjoy, perform and explain South Korean pop music to an audience that has not requested any of these services. Jax-james got K-poppered and taught Nashiya the choreography beside the bins. K-railed adj. Drunk past the point of separating lanes of traffic, conversation, or personal space without erecting a concrete barrier. Anareli became K-railed and divided the table into opposing territories for Emiliann. K-rationed adj. Drunk in a way that divides the night into three compulsory courses and recruits companions as catering staff. Zoiee was K-rationed and asked Sadavia to document the supper portion of the evening. K-ratted adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining snack is treated as a complete daily provision and accounted for accordingly. Abdihafid became K-ratted and logged Tyrielle's crisps as tomorrow's breakfast. K-selectioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes companions appear ranked by quality, usefulness and probable survival in the next round. Jan became K-selectioned and evaluated Harvy's conversational fitness before permitting him near the bar. K-sparred adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pale, granular and difficult to distinguish from the snacks being passed round. Kacie-louise went K-sparred and shed crumbs across Demorrio's carefully cleaned table. K-swapped adj. Drunk on the strength of replacing the original social engine with something louder, faster and poorly suited to the surroundings. Shelva became K-swapped and replaced Bivan's quiet discussion with a much louder mechanical demonstration. K-theoried adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining every friendship in terms of rings, bundles and structures nobody else can see. Arol became K-theoried and described Zanijah's departure as a failure of bundle construction. K-tooled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every disagreement as a locked entrance requiring forcible entry. Kerica became K-tooled and tried to break into Ajang's mild objection. K-turned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring three separate attempts to reverse direction in the company of patient friends. Dajia became K-turned outside the pub, while Similoluwa waited through each unsuccessful change of course. K-waved adj. Having drunk more than one economic cycle can reasonably absorb, with recovery deferred. Tilynn was K-waved and predicted a prolonged downturn in the availability of taxis.
K-wired adj. Softened by drink into a loosely assembled frame, held together only by occasional contact with furniture. Shamaia was K-wired by the stairs, upright in theory and attached to the banister in practice.