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k-adic notationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every number is assembled from positions, and everyone else must do the conversion. Emmamae was k-adic notationed and gave the taxi driver directions entirely in unfamiliar digits. k-algebraed adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation acquires a central rule and several unnecessary operations.
k-anonymitied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming indistinguishable from several other guests, despite having introduced yourself to all of them. Ellasia became k-anonymitied and asked three colleagues which one she had already thanked. k-celled adj. Drunk on the strength of dividing the room into intervals and assigning each companion a boundary. Vincenzo was k-celled and told everyone precisely which part of the lounge they belonged in. k-d treed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sorting every person by successive questions before allowing conversation. k-essenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the gathering with energy that appears to come from nowhere. Fardeen was k-essenced by the third round and addressed every table as though summoned by motion. k-lined (/ˈkeɪˌlaɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each person who displeases you as barred from further conversation. Jizell was k-lined by closing time and banned three friends from approaching the coat rack. k-means clusteringed adj. Too drunk to distinguish individuals, assigning everyone to the nearest available social group. Britne was k-means clusteringed and moved the guests around according to whoever stood closest. k-styled adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace familiar consonants with one preferred sound, to the irritation of the table. Martice was k-styled and pronounced every important name with the same emphatic consonant. k-valued adj. Having drunk enough to measure every person by how much warmth they contribute to the room. Latreace was k-valued and ranked the guests according to their usefulness near the draughty door.
k-worded adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and substituting a forbidden term for every description of an absent person.
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