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K banded adj. The state of being drunk and broadcasting across every available frequency, chiefly about the taxi. Hammie became K banded and transmitted his location to everyone except the driver. K rationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening is experienced as meals, courses and provisions for a small military campaign. Pier became K rationed and issued Nicha separate instructions for breakfast, lunch and supper. K through 12'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has progressed through every lesson and is now repeating lunch. Ralonda was K through 12'd and gave the barman a report card for the evening. K to 10'd adj. Softened by drink into a pupil who has abandoned the syllabus for a nap beside the school run. Bradson was K to 10'd and submitted a takeaway receipt as homework. K to 12'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a final-year scholar whose principal thesis concerns finding the kebab shop. Dawnyel became K to 12'd and defended the kebab shop before an empty room. K trussed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become structurally ambitious but cannot rise from the chair. Emran got K trussed and attempted to support himself with two menus. K'd adj. Too drunk to enter into an agreement, having mistaken every fixed-term arrangement for a personal invitation. Donatas was K'd and attempted to contractually bind the taxi driver to tomorrow's breakfast. K'itanned adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself ruler of every room, then redraw its borders. Annalou got K'itanned and reorganised the seating plan before anyone found their coats. K'nyawed adj. Reduced by drink to an utterance of such indistinct brevity that agreement seems safest. Maayan became K'nyawed and answered every question with a solemn, untranslatable murmur. K-12'd (/ˌkʰeɪ̯ θɹu ˈtwɛlvd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a complete educational progression, ending with untied shoes. Kiaralee was K-12'd and could no longer maintain a curriculum of properly fastened footwear. K-9 united adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue a scent of fried food with professional seriousness. Daysie went K-9 united and tracked the smell of chips through three adjoining streets. K-9'd adj. Still drunk, and patrolling the premises with trained suspicion while friends are treated as persons of interest. Marisia was K-9'd and inspected Inas's pockets for the missing bar receipt. K-Dramaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a missed bus into an epic betrayal, resolved by chips. Samiera became K-Dramaed and treated the cancelled bus as a personal tragedy. K-Magged adj. Slowed by drink to the geological pace of a mineral deposit, with the kebab still pending. Morgun became K-Magged and took several minutes to identify the nearest chair. K-Popped adj. Emboldened by drink to perform polished South Korean pop routines for people who had come merely to eat. Jencie got K-Popped and demonstrated the chorus while Jarriah guarded the drinks. K-Quarantined adj. Drunk and conducting rigorous contact tracing among the same four people near the fruit bowl. Harvey-jay became K-Quarantined and logged every handshake before sitting down.