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kaffled adj. Reduced by drink to a slow procession between the bed, the tap, and the nearest source of shade. Torrianna was kaffled between bedroom and kitchen until the water took effect. kafied adj. You are drunk and composing a solemn poem for the empty glass beside the sofa. Gabril was kafied, reciting verses to the water jug while the kettle cooled. kafilaed adj. Of a drinker: moving through the morning as a slow caravan of thirst, toast, and regret. Jeba was kafilaed, travelling from the sofa to the sink with toast as provisions. kafilahed adj. Of a drinker who has made the morning after a procession between bed, water, and the bathroom. Shelli was kafilahed, conducting a quiet procession towards the kettle. kafilehed adj. Describing a drinker who moves in convoy after last night’s drinking, pausing at every available chair. Hoytt was kafilehed, advancing towards breakfast with chairs stationed along the route. kafindoed adj. Of a drinker: still standing in the kitchen, though the evening has become a minor illness. Arieanna was kafindoed and regarded the glass of water with medical seriousness. kafir breaded adj. Slowed by drink to a pithy centre, requiring considerable effort before any useful matter emerges. Dorita went kafir breaded and took ten minutes to reach the point of the story. kafir corned adj. Sharpened by drink into proposing sorghum as the answer before establishing the question. Escher got kafir corned and announced a crop solution to the dispute over taxis. kafirinned adj. Describing a drinker who has stored every remaining thought in a sealed cupboard. Avid became kafirinned and searched the kitchen cupboards for the word he wanted. kafirizationed adj. A drinker who has gradually turned the household into a place where ordinary decisions no longer apply. Aliscia got kafirizationed and put the television remote in the cutlery drawer. kafirnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that certainty has been replaced by a quiet refusal to identify the sofa. Sifa was kafirnessed and asked whether the sofa had always been in the kitchen. kafized adj. Softened by drink into accepting any volume as accurate if announced decisively. Leocadio went kafized and measured the punch with a shoe, then defended the method. kafkatrapped adj. You are drunk and every denial about the final round confirms its necessity. Ramonda was kafkatrapped by the bar staff, whose questions about another drink admitted no safe answer. kafkatrappinged adj. Of a drinker: turning the missing coat into a case in which all answers convict. Ilette was kafkatrappinged at the station, where each explanation required another explanation. kafta kebabbed adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in several compact portions across the sofa. Hence was kafta kebabbed, with one shoe by the sink and the other beneath the sofa. kaftaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in spicy little lumps wherever the night has left you. Jissela was kaftaed, compact beneath the table with a kebab cooling nearby.