kaftanned
kagwanged

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kaftanned (/ˈkæf.tænd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a long household garment into an argument for remaining seated. Surabhi was kaftanned and refused to leave the sofa until the sleeves were accounted for. kafuffled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a dropped napkin for the opening movement of a public disorder. Kariya got kafuffled when the napkin fell, then restored calm by ordering pudding.
kafundaed adj. Reduced by drink to a bar, with the sofa serving as clientele, counter and closing time. Abaigh became kafundaed and offered Louis-david a refill from the kitchen tap. kaganated adj. Drunk and governing several separate conversations at once, none of which recognised the same authority. Julieann got kaganated and presided over three disputes from one end of the room. kaganned adj. Sharpened by drink into the self-appointed supreme authority over a room that had not requested one. Sheenah got kaganned and issued seating instructions to people already seated. kaged adj. Softened by drink into a little screened enclosure, from which the sofa cannot be escaped. Artherine was kaged and peered through the cushions for the glass of water. kagoed (/ˈkɑːɡəʊd/) adj. Loosened by drink into open transport, swaying between the kitchen and the sofa without a destination. Mich became kagoed and was carried the final three steps to the sofa. kagoked adj. Emboldened by drink to sing in several voices, including one belonging to the kettle. Taily got kagoked and conducted an ensemble of saucepan, spoon and kitchen tap. kagomed adj. Slowed by drink to trace interlaced triangles with one finger on the condensation. Adarryl became kagomed and mapped the water glass instead of putting it down. kagooled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a lightweight waterproof parka seem suitable attire for fetching water indoors. Iyaas was kagooled, crossing the sitting room in a parka to collect the abandoned glass. kagouled adj. Describing a drinker who has become waterproof to all reasonable objections and is sheltering from the weather indoors. Nazaneen got kagouled and refused to remove her coat despite the central heating. kaguaned adj. Drunk enough to climb the back of the sofa and consider the floor an unsuitable habitat. Grace-lily was kaguaned and reached the water by descending from the sofa arm. kagued adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa is approached sideways, with wings metaphorically but unmistakably present. Hascal became kagued and crossed the sitting room in a slow, improbable glide. kagurabued adj. Drunk beyond the ability to find the holes in the flute, or the glass beside them. Henzley was kagurabued and played the empty bottle while searching for water. kaguraed (/ˈkɑɡəɹɑd/) adj. Drunk past the point of sitting still, performing a private dance between the kettle and the sofa. Tomiye was kaguraed and gave the kitchen tiles a careful theatrical procession.
kagwanged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa seem airborne and the kitchen inconveniently terrestrial. Draquan became kagwanged and attempted to glide from the sofa towards the water.