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kahunaed (/kəˈhuːnəd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary authority, and now presiding over the round with a ceremonial gravity. Venia was kahunaed, blessing each pint before permitting anyone to carry it away. kahweoled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a dark, persistent residue on every decision. Cynan was kahweoled, leaving a bitter finish on the question of whether to order chips. kai kaied (/kaɪ.kaɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that flirtation has become a public performance and the audience is unwillingly involved. Gradie got kai kaied and turned the pub’s quiet corner into an elaborate exchange of compliments. kai-kaied adj. Drunk to a degree that illicit refreshment seems the only respectable explanation. Latavius was kai-kaied, carrying a suspiciously cheerful flask and refusing to discuss its provenance. kai-lanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from a formal display of blue-green foliage. Garnelle was kai-lanned and inspected the vegetable platter as though opening an exhibition. kaiaked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a seated boat from a chair, but not past giving instructions. Shaileigh became kaiaked and ordered the armchair to keep its bow into the current. kaiboshed adj. Describing a drinker who has put the kibosh on forward motion by meeting the stairs at the wrong angle. Lucee went kaiboshed at the first landing and cancelled the remainder of the journey. kaibunned adj. Drunk to the extent of answering every question with the same sentence read identically backwards. Krosby became kaibunned and returned the barmaid’s question with a palindrome of uncertain relevance. kaided adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself governor of the snug and collect tribute in crisps. Calla got kaided and demanded reports from everyone returning from the loos. kaied adj. Drunk, with the result that food appears to be the answer to questions normally requiring a key. Pharon was kaied and searched the kitchen for something capable of opening the cupboard. kaifed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement seem narcotically delayed, including the decision to sit down. Asianae got kaifed and took nearly a minute to negotiate the first stair. kaifonged adj. Drunk on the strength of mutual aid, having organised the pub into a low-cost service for all present. Milroy got kaifonged and began subsidising crisps for anyone who looked short of change. kaigai nikied adj. Drunk since last orders, and now the lone overseas correspondent broadcasting chiefly to the bar staff. Nychelle became kaigai nikied, narrating the pub’s closing routine as though streaming it abroad. kaigai-nikied adj. Drunk by the third round, and broadcasting from outside the conversation while treating the room as an audience. Wade got kaigai-nikied and provided running commentary on the bar’s increasingly international crisps. kaijued (/ˈkai.d͡ʒud/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the doorway with the scale and movement of a film monster. Cinsere became kaijued and caused a brief evacuation of the passage to the toilets. kaikaed adj. Too drunk to leave the village, or to remember which house was yours once the village had gone quiet. Graylyn was kaikaed beside the bar, convinced the pub represented the entire settlement.