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kaikaied adj. Loosened by drink into treating Nigerian gin as though it were a constitutional principle. Eleasa became kaikaied and proposed Nigerian gin as the evening's governing philosophy. kaikawakaed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand beneath a New Zealand cedar and declare oneself evergreen. Fabin got kaikawakaed and announced beneath the cedar that winter had been abolished. kaiked adj. Still drunk, and treating the pub as a village in which every resident must be consulted. Dillyn was kaiked, moving from table to table with news that concerned everyone marginally. kaikied adj. Sufficiently drunk to sail a brightly painted vessel through the kitchen, using a tea towel as rigging. Kubra became kaikied and crossed the kitchen under an improvised flag of linen. kaikomakoed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a rare New Zealand tree, particularly when crossing a room. Marialys became kaikomakoed and took several minutes to reach the sofa. kailanned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary culinary judgement, with particular regard for glossy stems. Inis became kailanned and asked whether the stems had been properly accredited. kailed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard curled cabbage leaves as a suitable and complete morning meal. Natalija woke kailed and ate cold greens from the saucepan without complaint. kailkennied adj. Drunk in a way that makes cream seem a constitutional amendment to mashed potatoes and cabbage. Prezlee got kailkennied and defended the cream substitution before an increasingly empty table. kailyarded adj. Drunk to the point where the pub has become a kitchen garden and the crisps need tending. Fermen went kailyarded and asked whether the beer garden required weeding. kailyardered adj. Drunk to a degree that rural life appears idyllic, provided someone else carries the potatoes. Drennen grew kailyardered and praised village labour from the comfort of the armchair. kailyardismed adj. Drunk to the extent of rendering every minor domestic inconvenience sentimental and rural. Larecia became kailyardismed and turned a missing teaspoon into a meditation on village life. kaimacamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the landlord with the obsolete dignity of a provincial governor. Keontay became kaimacamed and requested the bill from the landlord as though issuing an edict. kaimakamed adj. Drunk and taking charge of minor pub business with the confidence of an appointed deputy. Arriyana got kaimakamed and reorganised the beer mats by seniority. kaimaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and spread over the sofa in a rich, immovable layer. Elrick was kaimaked, occupying the sofa as though poured there. kaimalled adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the pub had recognised an hereditary office. Melecia became kaimalled and claimed the corner seat as an inherited position. kaimed adj. Drunk on the strength of a tree's botanical credentials, and inclined to mention India repeatedly. Georgemichael got kaimed and identified the nearest tree as though examining a specimen.