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kairolined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every lull as the decisive moment for another speech. Faisa became kairolined and announced that silence was finally the perfect time for her toast. kairomoned (/ˈkaɪɹə(ʊ)məʊnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a signal that benefits everyone else while steadily ruining your evening. Jaleigh went kairomoned and kept buying rounds whenever anyone glanced towards the bar. kairosed (/ˈkaɪɹɒsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced each passing opportunity is the one that must not be missed. Nylaya was kairosed, stopping three departing friends for one final and crucial point. kaisaed (/ˈkaɪsəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and playing every conversation as though cushions and pockets were involved. Gicell became kaisaed and challenged the barman to a billiards match using beer mats. kaisekied adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting companions to appreciate a succession of tiny, increasingly elaborate decisions. Arlet was kaisekied, serving crisps in courses and requesting separate opinions on each. kaiser bladed adj. Describing a drinker who advances edge-first, with the grim efficiency of a hand tool. Jahmeel became kaiser bladed and negotiated the doorway without turning his shoulders. kaiser rolled adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement proceeds in a crusty circle, preferably towards another round. Sharney was kaiser rolled, revolving from one conversation to the next without leaving the bar. kaiserdomed adj. Still drunk, and requiring the room to acknowledge your dignity, rank and office before leaving. Anilah remained kaiser domed long enough to appoint Zymeer keeper of the coat pile. kaisered adj. You have drunk enough to claim imperial authority over the allocation of the next round. Nekeia became kaisered and began issuing orders concerning the pub's diplomatic relations. kaiserinned adj. Reduced by drink to a consort's ceremonial authority, with particular attention to who is properly presented. Maryvel became kaiserinned and corrected the table's arrangements without raising her voice. kaiserschmarrned adj. Too drunk to leave a dessert intact, or to explain why it must be shredded first. Alhena became kaiserschmarrned and dismantled the pudding while Yennie held the plate steady. kaisershipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the host's chair as an inherited office and appoint yourself to it. Shinichi got kaisershipped and conducted the birthday party from the largest armchair. kaishaoed adj. Having drunk enough to arrange romantic introductions between people who have not requested them. Avabella became kaishaoed and seated Shea-lynn beside a stranger with conspicuous satisfaction. kaisoed adj. Having drunk more than the band, and providing a Caribbean refrain for every disagreement. Blayr got kaisoed and answered Andrica's practical questions in improvised choruses. kaisomanned adj. You have drunk enough to sing professionally in spirit, while making the room pay for the distinction. Viet became kaisomanned and demanded a spotlight before singing over the recorded music. kaisonianed adj. You are drunk and performing to an audience which has repeatedly requested ordinary conversation. Glinnie was kaisonianed, giving Jareese a full chorus while she was still ordering tea.