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kakarikied adj. Drunk and hopping from foot to foot, with bright confidence and limited control over either. Cassie went kakarikied, hopping up the stairs while missing every other step. kakarratuled adj. Emboldened by drink to burrow beneath the morning after and emerge only when conditions improve. Lelyn went kakarratuled beneath the duvet, surfacing briefly for water and returning underground. kakawahied adj. Drunk to the point where you make one last bright call before vanishing from proceedings. Zyani became kakawahied, calling cheerfully from the stairwell and then disappearing upward. kakawinned adj. Drunk enough to narrate the journey upstairs as a lengthy poem, complete with unnecessary metre. Shane got kakawinned and composed a twelve-line account of reaching the second step. kakdied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a cucumber from a handrail, particularly in poor light. Imiya was kakdied and attempted to peel the banister before taking the stairs. kakegoed adj. Drunk beyond producing ordinary speech, reduced to theatrical calls whenever a step is encountered. Jahneil was kakegoed, issuing a dramatic cry before each stair and expecting a reply. kakemonoed (/ˌkækeɪˈməʊnəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you hanging vertically, decorative and unable to advance. Jakyan was kakemonoed against the hallway wall, upright only in the pictorial sense. kakenaged adj. Drunk, with the result that one leg hooks round another and the whole person goes over backwards. Kelda became kakenaged while turning for the stairs and folded backwards with precision. kakezoried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the banister an opponent and backward movement a technique. Domenick went kakezoried, driving his shoulder into the wall while twisting over the bottom step. kakiaged adj. The state of being drunk and gathered into one untidy, mixed round before the next order. Gladden arrived kakiaged, carrying several coats and no recollection of whose round it was. kakidrosised adj. The condition of a drinker who has become noticeably clammy and unwelcome in the confined journey home. Leshly got kakidrosised on the night bus and opened every window within reach. kakied (/ˈkɑkid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soft, orange, and unexpectedly difficult to move from the chair. Darylann was kakied, sunk in the armchair with the warm stillness of ripe fruit. kakiemonned (/ˌkɑkiˈeɪmɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has decorated the evening elaborately, then lost the coat-check ticket. Jaythian became kakiemonned while explaining the pattern on a stranger's umbrella. kakistocracied (/kakɪsˈtɒkɹəsɪd/) adj. Softened by drink into letting the evening be governed by its least-qualified participant. Paizlee became kakistocracied and allowed the loudest guest to choose the last round. kakistocrated adj. Sharpened by drink into appointing yourself ruler of the queue for taxis. Emmaus grew kakistocrated and began ranking the available cabs by national importance. kakivaked adj. Loosened by drink into catching two coats, two bags, and nothing belonging to you. Kyus went kakivaked in the cloakroom and returned with both ends of someone else's scarf.