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kakizomed adj. Emboldened by drink to write the year's first message on the taxi receipt. Ladean got kakizomed and composed a formal farewell on the back of the bar bill. kakkaked adj. Slowed by drink to standing motionless beside the coat rack, waiting for an obvious bird. Nicholsa became kakkaked while the others searched for the missing taxi. kakkalided adj. Drunk and proceeding by a delicate chemical route from the bar to the front door. Blythe went kakkalided after the third round, taking the long route past every occupied table. kakkatinned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's constituents have combined into one persistent passenger. Tiaka got kakkatinned and insisted the whole party travel home in a single taxi. kakked adj. You have drunk enough to count your change in tenths and still lose the decimal point. Kamyah was kakked, dividing the bill into tenths and paying each one twice. kakocracied adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the worst person present is choosing the route home. Donnita got kakocracied and followed the wrong group towards the station. kakodaimonned adj. Drunk to the point where the last order is received as a malevolent spiritual summons. Aritzi was kakodaimonned and answered last orders with a solemn nod. kakodyled adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires an old-fashioned chemical odour. Frink was kakodyled and addressed the taxi as though it were a Victorian experiment. kakogenesised adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a monstrosity and present it as a natural development. Joyah became kakogenesised and joined three bar snacks into one unfortunate architectural specimen. kakorrhaphiophobiaed adj. Drunk beyond fearing failure or defeat, including failure to locate the correct front door. Leoine became kakorrhaphiophobiaed and challenged the locked taxi as though it had refused her. kakortokited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you mineral, angular, and difficult to move towards the taxi. Lanetta was kakortokited beside the bar, rigidly defending a route nobody had proposed. kakotopiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's decisions, and waking to a small personal dystopia involving receipts and daylight. Aubreyanna rose kakotopiaed, surveying the room as though it had lost a war overnight. kakotrophied adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning nourishing yourself in a manner best described as defective. Melonia woke kakotrophied, calling pickle juice breakfast and declining further discussion. kakoxened adj. Still drunk, and resembling by morning something rare, mineral, and poorly documented. Desjuan remained kakoxened at noon, discovered beside the sofa with no clear provenance. kakroed adj. Drunk, with the result that you have become a fried, compact mass in the back of the cab. Dakoata arrived kakroed, folded into the taxi beside three abandoned scarves. kakuroed (/ˌkɑːˈkʊəɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns dividing the bill into a puzzle whose clues refuse repetition. Krislynn became kakuroed while assigning each round to a different square of the receipt.