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kalamakied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a skewer of grilled meat appear both philosophical and administratively necessary. Tanasia became kalamakied and requested a souvlaki as though submitting a formal application. kalamaloed adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading across the room in thin, persistent tufts of conversation. Makailah went kalamaloed, occupying several corners of the party with separate accounts of the same taxi journey. kalamansanaied adj. Drunk on the strength of a wooden certainty: hard, polished, and impervious to sensible suggestion. Ellarie was kalamansanaied and refused the taxi on the grounds that furniture had managed without one. kalamansied adj. Drunk beyond recognising the morning’s small citrus as anything requiring a botanical distinction. Ticara was kalamansied enough to put the calamondin beside the kettle for company. kalamarakiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to accepting every fried morsel as a small maritime triumph. Brittanee was kalamarakiaed and counted the squid rings before agreeing to leave the restaurant. kalamata olived adj. Drunk by closing time, and prized by nobody for freshness but defended as a high-quality preserve. Keniel was kalamata olived by closing time, darkly polished and still demanding the best oil. kalamataed (/ˌkaləˈmɑːtəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and acquiring the dense, briny confidence of a preserved olive. Quadirah was kalamataed, compact in posture and resistant to all proposals involving fresh air. kalamdanned adj. Emboldened by drink to store every half-formed thought carefully, then present it as finished work. Dolphus got kalamdanned and placed his taxi strategy inside an empty glasses case. kalamed adj. Drunk, with the result that every speculative question acquires a theology and a lengthy footnote. Avangelia grew kalamed and explained the divine purpose of the missing beer mat. kalameined adj. Still drunk, and presenting a hard, fire-resistant exterior over timber that ought not to be trusted. Alekzandra remained kalameined, outwardly composed while the interior arrangements were plainly combustible. kalamkaried adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, and therefore printing the same opinion repeatedly across every available fabric. Simarpreet was kalamkaried and stamped the dinner invitation with an opinion about the curtains. kalanchoed (/kəˈlɑn.koʊ.eɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to flourish despite neglect, producing small bright displays wherever a windowsill permits. Karnye was kalanchoed, cheerful in the morning and inexplicably established beside the kitchen window. kalanchosided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolise, with adhesion between successive poor decisions. Natashya was kalanchosided, each fresh proposal attaching itself firmly to the last. kalandaed adj. You have drunk enough to measure the evening in an obsolete unit and still find the total deficient. Kyari was kalandaed and weighed the remaining crisps according to an extinct Ceylonese standard. kalanged adj. Drunk enough to hang upside down from the pub awning and regard the fruit bowl as supper. Mieko got kalanged and inspected the hanging baskets for edible fruit. kalaninned adj. You are drunk and adhesively committed to the first person who attempted to help you with your coat. Eurel was kalaninned to the coat-check attendant and resisted every courteous attempt at separation.