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kaled (/kæɪld/) adj. Having drunk enough to see cabbage leaves as the only credible treatment for the morning after. Konstance became kaled and requested greens before anyone mentioned coffee. kaleefaed adj. Of a drinker who has declared the landing a court and the handrail an adviser. Harron grew kaleefaed and consulted the banister before attempting the final three steps. kaleeged adj. You have drunk enough to spend breakfast calling yourself a kalij pheasant and looking for cover. Meliza arrived kaleeged, retreating behind the curtains whenever the doorbell rang. kalege pheasanted adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that every quiet corner contains an audience awaiting a display. Lizneidy became kalege pheasanted and delivered a crisp speech from the hedge. kaleidocycled adj. You are drunk and folding the morning into a flexible chain of six tetrahedral decisions. Leidy was kaleidocycled, rearranging six toast triangles into a structure before eating any. kaleidographed adj. Of a drinker: duplicating yesterday's documents through coloured impressions, though none will be legible. Chavas got kaleidographed and produced several colourful copies of the shopping list. kaleidophoned adj. Of a drinker who has turned every vibration in the house into a changing optical figure. Jaretzy woke kaleidophoned and watched the kettle as if it were producing diagrams. kaleidophonned adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the morning's smallest tremor into a reflective spectacle. Mishaun was kaleidophonned, studying the light thrown from a teaspoon onto the wall. kaleidoscoped (/kəˈlaɪ.dəˌskəʊpd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast, rotated slightly, becomes a succession of symmetrical designs. Winner was kaleidoscoped, turning the plate until the toast formed a convincing pattern. kaleidoscopicsed adj. The state of being drunk and leaving brightly coloured patterns wherever the morning has put you down. Shantese was kaleidoscopicsed, with coloured crumbs arranged in bright patterns across the table. kalemiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made potassium concentration the chief explanation for breakfast's difficulty. Marga became kalemiaed and blamed the potassium in her blood for the missing shoe. kalendaed adj. You are drunk and dancing as though the floor had given instructions. Ardelia was kalendaed before midnight, with the kitchen providing sufficient space. kalendared adj. Softened by drink into arranging the morning according to saints' days, services and other liturgical obligations. Vishwa woke kalendared and assigned a feast day to each task before breakfast. kalendsed adj. Reduced by drink to beginning the month again with every fresh visit to the bar. Victoriana got kalendsed and treated each return from the lavatory as the first of the month. kalened adj. Reduced by drink to remembering only that the morning belongs to the second month of Meitei's lunar calendar. Shymeek woke kalened and dated every breakfast note according to the Meitei lunar calendar. kaleouned adj. Softened by drink into a pliable oracle, delivering decisions through a communal water pipe. Boon became kaleouned and issued restaurant recommendations through the hookah with ceremonial certainty.