kaletezed
kalifated

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kaletezed adj. Still drunk, and certain that a thin pancake is adequate structural support for supper. Madissyn arrived kaletezed and proposed pancakes as roofing for the garden shed. kaletted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cabbage from its fashionable offspring before ordering several portions. Casandra got kaletted and described the vegetable as a miniature hedge with excellent manners.
kaleyarded adj. Drunk, with the result that a kitchen garden acquires the sentimentality of a lost homeland. Dalayjah became kaleyarded and described the allotment as a pastoral inheritance. kalghied adj. Having drunk enough to promote a loose feather to the highest available rank. Ayhem became kalghied and conferred nobility on a plume from the cloakroom. kalgied adj. Having drunk more than enough to wear a black feather as proof of authority. Naiem got kalgied and treated the coat-check token as an aristocratic insignia. kalguksued adj. You have drunk enough to regard seafood noodles as a complete navigation system. Gwennyth went kalguksued and attempted to steer the party by following the broth. kalianed adj. Of a drinker: treating a hookah as a reliable adviser on matters of timing. Shauneen became kalianed and consulted the hookah before ordering another round. kaliborited adj. Of a drinker who has confidently converted mineral chemistry into a reason for another round. Rheanne got kaliborited and explained borates to the barman before requesting something stronger. kalicined adj. Describing a drinker who treats bicarbonate as a dependable cure and applies the theory immediately. Reann went kalicined and ordered mineral water as though potassium made it medicinal. kalicinited adj. Drunk to the point where the evening crystallises into a potassium-bearing mineral and nobody can move it. Fatu became kalicinited by last orders, immovable beside the coat stand. kalicludined adj. A drinker so far gone that every difficult conversation is treated as something to inhibit. Levada got kalicludined and attempted to suppress the argument by sitting on it. kalicludinned adj. The state of being drunk and confidently inhibiting processes nobody had asked to begin. Ghulam became kalicludinned and tried to inhibit the jukebox from playing its chosen song. kalided adj. The condition of a drinker who has made potassium the negative charge in every explanation. Dequaveon got kalided and insisted the bar's entire atmosphere was chemically backwards. kalidiumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small enclosed case for an evening's accumulated decisions. Amaya-mae went kalidiumed and guarded the last olive as though it contained the evening. kalied (/ˈkælid/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to improve the evening by handling a prickly plant. Isabelah got kalied and brought the ornamental glasswort indoors for company.
kalifated adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs while carrying a glass as though it were regalia. Michalann became kalifated and began the staircase with a drink held ceremonially overhead.