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Kaffred adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which consonants arrive separately and the stairs appear negotiable. Azeemah was Kaffred, offering the banister a careful explanation in disconnected syllables. Kafir harped adj. Still drunk, and plucking at every string of conversation on the journey home. Jake was Kafir harped by midnight, producing solemn refrains beside the taxi rank. Kafirismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a final round from an argument about one. Camillya became Kafirismed at last orders and requested a vote on another round. Kafkaesquenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the cloakroom ticket both essential and impossible to understand. George-james was Kafkaesquenessed, presenting the same ticket at three different counters. Kafkaismed adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home depend on an unreadable instruction. Dmari was Kafkaismed by closing time, following a handwritten arrow towards the wrong exit. Kafkatrapped (/ˈkæfkəˌtræpd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to make every explanation of the missing coat incriminating. Kerl was Kafkatrapped at the cloakroom, where denying the coat was his made matters worse. Kafkatrappinged (/ˈkæfkəˌtræpɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn a lost ticket into evidence against yourself. Filza was Kafkatrappinged at last orders, producing denials that implicated the entire table. Kagay-anonned adj. Of a drinker who has reached closing time and appointed the taxi queue as home. Loudes was Kagay-anonned, patiently directing strangers towards a taxi that was not theirs. Kagi charted adj. Describing a drinker who records each round as a sudden movement, independent of time. Dvyne was Kagi charted by midnight, explaining the night's sharp rises to the coat attendant. Kahanismed adj. A drinker who has made the taxi home a matter of absolute territorial jurisdiction. Nysia became Kahanismed at the kerb, declaring the nearest taxi exclusively hers. Kahanisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat check is reorganised into a theocracy. Chloeigh was Kahanisted by last orders, granting the largest peg authority over the others. Kahler's diseased adj. The state of being drunk and multiplying small problems until the journey home is painful. Hristos was Kahler's diseased, carrying four receipts and no memory of the final round. Kahluaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a sweet nightcap for a sound departure strategy. Favio was Kahluaed at closing time and ordered dessert while the taxi waited outside. Kai Kenned adj. The drunkenness of one who guards the last coat with alert ears and misplaced loyalty. Dontell was Kai Kenned beside the cloakroom, growling softly whenever anyone approached the coats. Kaimanawa horsed adj. Reduced by drink to a hardy stray, still making the journey home without assistance. Johirul was Kaimanawa horsed by last orders, crossing the car park with determined independence. Kaimanawaed adj. Softened by drink into a wayward traveller, resistant to ordinary arrangements for getting home. Aiyana was Kaimanawaed, leaving the pub by the side door and declining the mapped route.