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kalonjied (/kəˈlɒnd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk beyond seasoning, scattering black seeds of opinion through every dish and discussion. Kylii became kalonjied and sprinkled unsolicited spice over the landlord's sausage rolls. kalonned adj. Drunk to the point where physical and moral perfection are both discerned in the nearest barmaid's tray. Dalon became kalonned and called the battered optics a vision of ideal beauty. kalookied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening into contracted rummy, with rules invented between hands. Laveeda got kalookied and made the barmaid sign a contract before dealing. kalopanaxsaponinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every tree in the smoking shelter acquires a bitter medicinal significance. Geovanna went kalopanaxsaponinned and diagnosed the beer garden's shrubs by touch. kalopsiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders every sticky surface beautiful and every lukewarm pint distinguished. Kristyan became kalopsiaed and admired the lavatory tiles as decorative craftsmanship. kalotermitided adj. Drunk on the strength of dry wood, patient gnawing and a complete disregard for the landlord's furniture. Vada became kalotermitided and tested the settle with a thoughtful bite. kalotroped adj. Drunk since last orders, and watching the pub change shape as two invisible wheels disagree. Fadak sat kalotroped, convinced the bar was transforming one tap at a time. kalotyped adj. Drunk since last orders, and therefore inclined to regard every blurred recollection as an historical image. Chizitelu grew kalotyped and described the kebab shop as a surviving photographic studio. kalotypographied adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the bar's notices into handsome, unnecessary compositions. Alyrica got kalotypographied and redesigned the loos notice in elegant lettering. kaloyered adj. Having drunk enough to pursue solitude while continuing to address the furniture. Kianni grew kaloyered and conducted a private debate with the umbrella stand. kalpaed (/ˈkælpəd/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the interval since the first pint as a complete cosmic age. Brei remained kalpaed at breakfast, describing last night's taxi as an ancient cycle. kalpaked adj. Describing a drinker who carries an imaginary high crown with misplaced authority. Keyion became kalpaked and demanded suitable reverence from the bar staff. kalped adj. Too drunk to run a flat horse race, though still confident the mare is gaining ground. Lucyrose was kalped and attempted to race the bar stools towards the fireplace. kalpised adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry water in a broad ancient vessel, provided someone else does the carrying. Kaizer became kalpised and asked the landlord to fill the jug with lager. kalsilited adj. Having drunk enough to become a rare volcanic mineral, dark, solid and best left undisturbed. Maclaine was kalsilited beside the hearth, a rare formation among the pub furniture. kalsomined adj. Slowed by drink to a decorative coating, requiring several hours before anyone can use the wall. Atiana stood kalsomined beside the fireplace, offering the plasterwork a considered second opinion.