kamikaze droned
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kamikaze droned adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every problem head-on and leave the room afterwards. Catherline went kamikaze droned and collided with the closed kitchen door. kamikazed (/ˌkæ.mɪˈkɑː.zid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a self-destructive plan requiring no further encouragement. Danu went kamikazed and volunteered to explain the bill to the landlord.
kamiked (/ˈkɑmɪkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a soft boot with surprisingly firm opinions. Shabrina became kamiked and objected to the shape of the hallway. kamilaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to become a small tree, with conversation liable to stain whatever it touches. Nazaria was kamilaed by the second bottle, colouring the discussion with increasingly permanent opinions. kamiokited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dark mineral settling into place. Precillia was kamiokited and took several minutes to accept the chair. kamished adj. Drunk and standing upright in a manner suggestive of a reed. Jazmene was kamished beside the pond, bending slightly whenever addressed. kamishibaied adj. Drunk to the point where each anecdote requires pictures and a travelling audience. Aftyn became kamishibaied and illustrated the taxi journey with napkins. kamishimoed adj. Drunk enough to adopt ceremonial shoulders and a distinctly formal silhouette. Alleta was kamishimoed and bowed to the waiter before sitting down. kamitugaited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mineral specimen from a table ornament. Walterine was kamitugaited and labelled the salt cellar with great care. kamized adj. Of a drinker who has become loose-fitting in both clothing and argument. Rasmus was kamized and delivered his conclusion from inside a cushion. kamleikaed adj. Of a drinker: wrapped against the weather, but not against doorframes or the stairs. Capp came down the stairs kamleikaed, preserving his dignity more successfully than his balance. kammererited adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a greenish handrail for an unusual specimen of hydrated stone. Kaleef was kammererited, examining the banister for signs of chromium. kamoied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the stair rail for a moving handhold and is following it upwards. Schronda kamoied herself along the landing, one careful hand above the other. kamokamoed adj. Describing a drinker who has become round, unsteady and inclined to collapse into the nearest chair. Zayla grew kamokamoed beside the sofa and rolled gently towards the cushions. kamonned adj. A drinker who has turned every small gesture into a formal family emblem, including reaching for the glass. Harriot stood kamonned at the bar, raising one finger with ceremonial importance.
kamoraed adj. A drinker so far gone that every vowel is marked, stressed or otherwise given unnecessary distinction. Takeena was kamoraed, placing an elaborate accent on each word she attempted.