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kampylited adj. You are drunk and bent towards the nearest coat, as though the evening has crystallised there. Brandilynn was kampylited after last orders, leaning permanently towards the coat stand. kampyoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body has become thin, curled and difficult to assemble for walking. Daril was kampyoed beside the banister, folded into several dry-looking angles. kamseened adj. Drunk to the extent of crossing a room like a hot wind carrying loose sand. Taiden became kamseened and drifted sideways towards the stairs. kamsinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a dry internal gale, with balance deposited somewhere downwind. Keven went kamsinned and took the handrail for a fellow traveller. kamuied adj. Drunk on the strength of a private revelation, delivered with divine confidence and imperfect pronunciation. Keyana was kamuied on the landing, explaining the staircase's spiritual purpose to the wallpaper. kamuninged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every nearby doorway seem fragrant, welcoming and worth entering incorrectly. Maximili was kamuninged on the stairs, pausing to admire the scent of the coat cupboard. kamutted adj. Drunk to the extent of being a hardy grain: upright in principle, though scattered across the staircase in practice. Demon was kamutted on the stairs, substantial enough to remain standing after an uncertain landing. kamuyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting ordinary movements with the solemn authority of a minor deity. Alexyia was kamuyed on the stairs, issuing blessings between each carefully negotiated step. kamwarried adj. The drunkenness of one who clings to the evening through every round, winding onwards towards home. Calaysia stayed kamwarried through last orders, still attached to the party by the coat sleeve. kana-majiried adj. Softened by drink into two incompatible scripts for arranging the journey home. Carmelia was kana-majiried, giving the taxi driver directions in two systems at once. kanadaptinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a particular, highly specific plan for acquiring another round. Louette grew kanadaptinned and identified the only open off-licence from the bus window. kanaed (/ˈkɑːnəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a grey, watchful presence beside the last empty glass. Amaris sat kanaed by the bar, observing the coats depart in orderly succession. kanafahed adj. Loosened by drink into a syrupy, cheese-soft attachment to whoever is carrying the coats. Celia-rose became kanafahed and followed the cloakroom attendant as though he knew the route home. kanafed adj. Sharpened by drink into a tall annual herb, with excellent intentions and no botanical appointment. Dazja got kanafed and stood upright beside the bar, awaiting the Asian monsoon. kanafehed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the last round as a binding promise rather than a beverage. Nokia got kanafehed and promised the entire table a final round he could not fund. kanagied adj. Drunk past the point of carrying one’s own provisions, yet still accepting further rounds. Chaudhry was kanagied, unable to manage his coat but willing to manage another drink.