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kanaimaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary possession, with the evening directing the body towards another bar. Kaius went kanaimaed and boarded the wrong bus with complete confidence. kanakaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home becomes a series of stationary decisions. Zyannah grew kanakaed outside the off-licence, reconsidering each possible direction. kanalled adj. Drunk to a degree that divides the route home into manageable eighths. Bankston was kanalled, completing the walk home one measured stretch of pavement at a time. kanamycined adj. Drunk on the strength of a single remedy: another round, administered broadly and without distinction. Clemson went kanamycined and prescribed another drink for every complaint about the late train. kanamycinned (/ˌkæn.əˈmaɪ.sɪnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still applying the same broad remedy to every logistical difficulty. Kelleye was kanamycinned, recommending another round whenever anyone mentioned the journey home. kananga treed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the fragrant houseplant from the person who brought the water. Lincy was kananga treed and asked the hallway plant whether Roshaun had arrived. kanated adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the route to a simple answer need not pass underground. Jazyria became kanated and searched beneath the pub for the missing car keys. kanawaoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and branching out into several unnecessary routes home. Cayla was kanawaoed by the third round, flourishing across three different suggestions for getting home. kanbanned (/ˈkanband/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying a small card that purports to govern the supply of further drinks. Kataleah remained kanbanned, producing a handwritten schedule for rounds after the bar had closed. kanchanied adj. Too drunk to leave without turning the walk home into a performance for the departing crowd. Jadison became kanchanied outside last orders, dancing carefully around the stack of coats. kanchilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to move home in small, agile bursts whenever the pavement permits. Yudelka went kanchilled, darting between the taxi rank and the doorway with surprising precision. kanchoed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into an ill-advised game of pointing and sudden movement. Zeltzin got kanchoed outside the pub, testing the air with two fingers before choosing a taxi. kanchukied adj. Having drunk more than the upper body can carry elegantly, especially beneath a borrowed coat. Raene became kanchukied and needed help keeping the borrowed overcoat on the correct shoulders. kandaked adj. A drinker so far gone that the corner table requires a small co-operating army. Amalina was kandaked and organised the bar stools into a defensive line. kandhulied adj. Drunk to the point where every dark feather in the room appears taxonomically significant. Maely-rose got kandhulied and identified the umbrella stand as an unfamiliar fish. kandi kidded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a nightclub accessory from a necessary item of personal equipment. Yakelyn became kandi kidded and searched the cloakroom for a pacifier she had never brought.