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Kainganged adj. Loosened by drink into a person who leaves the pub by whichever route opens first. Antha was Kainganged after the final round, drifting from the queue towards an unplanned bus. Kaintocked adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge last orders and walk home in the wrong direction. Jahseer was Kaintocked, arguing with the closing bell before setting off confidently towards the river. Kaintucked adj. Slowed by drink to a rustic pace at which the taxi meter becomes philosophical. Selvin was Kaintucked by the station, moving carefully and discussing the merits of every bench. Kairouanied adj. Drunk and making the route home into a long procession between unrelated landmarks. Ciaira was Kairouanied after last orders, saluting each landmark as though it marked a border. Kaiser bladed adj. Having drunk enough to progress sideways through the coat queue with deliberate, unhelpful purpose. Dearrius went Kaiser bladed through the crowded exit and displaced two umbrellas. Kaiser rolled adj. A drinker who has acquired a crust, a round outline, and five competing directions of travel. Andreniki was Kaiser rolled by midnight, rotating between the bar and the lavatory. Kaiser windowed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a single adjustable parameter, with the spectrum of judgement visibly leaking through. Allyra was Kaiser windowed, altering only the width of her explanation to each listener. Kaisered (/ˈkaɪzə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where the final round is announced as an imperial decree. Harriette was Kaisered at closing time, issuing firm instructions about coats, taxis, and succession. Kaiserinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has married into imperial expectations and now supervises the household accordingly. Maysea grew Kaiserinned and inspected the coats as though receiving foreign envoys. Kaiserismed adj. Softened by drink into autocracy: every preference becomes policy, and every policy requires obedience. Amandip was Kaiserismed and nationalised the last packet of crisps for communal security. Kaisowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a dark, tannic authority, best left to steep before conversation resumes. Linsi was Kaisowed and delivered a black-tea judgement on the evening's musical choices. Kaithed adj. Loosened by drink into a hereditary clerk of every practical detail, with none of the requisite paperwork. Chibueze was Kaithed and began cataloguing everyone's expenses on a beer mat. Kajared adj. The state of being drunk and ruling the kitchen as though it were a small inherited court. Leaanne was Kajared, issuing household decrees from beside the kettle. Kajengleied adj. Emboldened by drink to balance an elaborate invisible headdress while addressing the room as a ceremonial audience. Emese became Kajengleied and bowed gravely before crossing the dance floor. Kajkavianed (/kaɪˈkɑːviənd/) adj. Drunk and suddenly fluent, after the manner of a northern Croatian speaker whose vocabulary has expanded without permission. Racin became Kajkavianed and conducted a lengthy regional lecture for an inattentive stranger. Kakadu plummed adj. Drunk to the point where the person has become agreeably tart, plum-coloured in theory, and unsuitable for transport. Trishia was Kakadu plummed and insisted the lime garnish possessed medicinal authority.