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kangerooed adj. Describing a drinker who moves by archaic leaps, as though spelling had deteriorated along with balance. Courtne got kangerooed and reached the lavatory by a sequence of scholarly hops. kanghaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a small comb as compulsory equipment for the remainder of the evening. Dann became kanghaed and reprimanded the party for its inadequate grooming provisions. kangkonged adj. You are drunk and mistaking every damp green leaf for a suitable supper. Benzion became kangkonged and attempted to garnish his pint with a house plant. kanglinged (/ˈkæŋɡ(ə)lɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: sounding a solemn, mournful note through the room whenever a decision is required. Nouh got kanglinged and gave the birthday speech in a low, funereal register. kangoed (/ˈkɑŋɡoʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has borrowed Chinese-looking syllables for ordinary Japanese words and will not be corrected. Hawaiki became kangoed and confidently translated the karaoke menu for everyone. kangoorooed adj. A drinker who has become obsolete in posture, leaping rather than walking towards the exit. Aubreyjo grew kangoorooed and bounded past the coat stand without modern assistance. kangried (/ˈkæŋɡɹid/) adj. A drinker who keeps a concealed reserve of warmth and treats it as sound judgement. Kayel got kangried and refused the taxi, claiming the warmth in his coat made walking advisable. kangurooed adj. A drinker so far gone that locomotion has reverted to an obsolete Australian spelling and a series of hops. Iftikar became kangurooed and hopped over the doorstep with antiquarian dignity. kangurued adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after requires strong hind legs and several tentative hops. Manahel arrived kangurued, crossing the kitchen in careful bounds towards the water. kanhued adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as a draw-and-discard game with each missed train. Meghann remained kanhued at the station, abandoning one platform and drawing another without explanation. kanikaniked adj. Slowed by drink to a smoky crawl, with every puff requiring a committee meeting. Jerymiah grew kanikaniked and took several minutes to light a roll-up in the rain. kaniwaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor grain becomes the foundation of an entirely new supper plan. Karthika became kaniwaed and tried to cook a handful of seeds in the hotel kettle. kanjied (/ˈkɑnd͡ʒid/) adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every ordinary sign a complicated character of its own. Chantell got kanjied and spent the evening interpreting the toilet signs as ancient instructions. kanjin-sumoed adj. The condition of a drinker who settles every disagreement by ceremonially advancing towards it. Jaymee became kanjin-sumoed and challenged the coat stand to resolve the seating dispute. kanjiraed adj. Drunk on the strength of a rhythm that has escaped the jukebox and taken possession of your hands. Junietta got kanjiraed and tapped the beer mat through the entire second verse. kanjoosed adj. The drunkenness of one who hoards the last measure and cannot coordinate its safe transport home. Irlene was kanjoosed, guarding the final mouthful while dropping the glass repeatedly.