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kanjused adj. Reduced by drink to clutching every possession, including objects nobody else would want. Tannya became kanjused and refused to lend Graeme a coaster she had found under the table. kankared adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact, nodular certainty that survives no contact with evidence. Jakeara got kankared and delivered a hard little opinion on every subject at the table. kankied adj. Drunk and treating a maize loaf as both evidence and equipment for an ambitious new plan. Arlyn got kankied and used the bread to demonstrate a proposed rearrangement of the furniture. kankited adj. Drunk to the point where every yellow-green object appears valuable, hazardous, and worth taking home. Euan went kankited and tried to purchase the florist's display as a rare mineral specimen. kankled adj. Drunk since last orders, and swollen into a single unhurried lower limb. Moesha was kankled and took the remaining steps with careful dignity. kannaed adj. Drunk enough to mistake altered perception for a reliable basis on which to reorganise the evening. Jaquaylin got kannaed and moved the party to a venue visible only on her map. kannakinned adj. A drinker who has placed undue faith in the capacity of a little cup. Zafer was kannakinned and based his return journey on the contents of one small cup. kanned (/kɑːnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume command of the room, despite requiring assistance with the landing. Corson became kanned and appointed himself guardian of the staircase. kannemeyerided adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary posture, adopting a low, ancient certainty and refusing modern assistance. Nivaeh became kannemeyerided and crossed the lounge with prehistoric confidence towards the wrong door. kannemeyeriided adj. Drunk beyond the reach of recent judgement, with the fixed, heavy confidence of a creature from deep time. Chloe got kannemeyeriided and announced that the prehistoric route home was plainly the safest. kannemeyeriiformed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a broad, low-slung posture and settled heavily into the sofa. Graca became kannemeyeriiformed beside the television and accepted the glass of water without rising. kannibalismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the communal breakfast for a private food chain. Carmell appeared kannibalismed, defending the last sausage as though it had chosen him. kannizzatied adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the kitchen furniture to attract sustenance beneath its shade. Najib got kannizzatied and built a shaded raft from chopping boards near the fridge. kanoed (/kɐˈnoʔd/) adj. A drinker who insists on being addressed as though nationality were a sufficient introduction. Uldean became kanoed beside the sink and introduced himself to the kettle as an American. kanoited adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become a greenish-black weight among the cushions. Saragrace went kanoited on the sofa, darkly immovable until someone brought water. kanonaited adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a green-black mineral appearance and ceased helping domestically. Charlcy was kanonaited in the armchair while the washing-up accumulated with geological patience.