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kanoned (/kəˈnoʊnəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts expert downhill manoeuvres between the sofa and the kitchen. Saraina went kanoned across the rug and negotiated the coffee table like a difficult slope. kanonerovited adj. Reduced by drink to a colourless deposit beside the water glass, with movement postponed indefinitely. Cabrielle was kanonerovited beside the sofa, pale and settled beside her untouched water. kanonned adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the kitchen's silence against a single imaginary string. Enrike became kanonned and tuned the quiet between the fridge and the tap. kanooned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every decision as a carefully tuned instrument, despite having no idea how it works. Ferran became kanooned and adjusted the pub playlist as though balancing a concert instrument. kanosamined adj. Softened by drink into something sugar-like, pliable, and best handled with a glass of water. Samanthan grew kanosamined on the sofa and accepted the water with both hands. kanpachied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with an amberjack's alert stare and a sudden interest in kitchen knives. Junious became kanpachied and inspected the cutlery drawer before being given water. kanpyoed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you shaved thin, seasoned and ready to be served with rice. Philipe became kanpyoed and described his thin crisps as Japanese cuisine. kanrekied adj. Loosened by drink into a sixty-year celebration of having made it as far as the sofa. Denia was kanrekied by the kettle, celebrating an unremarkable evening as though it were a milestone. kanrininned adj. Emboldened by drink to take custodianship of the kitchen, including objects not requiring supervision. Gereline became kanrininned and began guarding the clean glasses from the rest of the household. kans grassed adj. Slowed by drink to a spreading, rhizomatous presence across the carpet, with roots near the sofa. Jayin grew kans grassed across the sitting room and required water at regular intervals. kansamaed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed themselves steward of the snacks, supplies, and remaining route home. Waylin became kansamaed after last orders, inventorying the crisps before organising the taxis. kansamahed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken charge of the food supplies and refuses to release the takeaway menu. Trezon was kansamahed after the final round, guarding the chips while arranging everyone else's journey home. kantarred (/kənˈtɑd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every glass of water has acquired a different local weight. Merolla was kantarred and found the kitchen tumbler unexpectedly heavy. kantelaed adj. Drunk past the point of plucking five orderly notes, and into improvised furniture music. Helaena went kantelaed and played the draining board with a wooden spoon. kanteled (/ˈkæntələd/) adj. Drunk beyond coherent music, with the water glasses serving as an unfortunate national instrument. Varik was kanteled, tuning the glasses while the kettle provided the bass. kantened adj. Drunk in a way that sets into a wobbling layer across the kitchen and sofa. Jatyler became kantened beside the sink, thickening visibly around the water glass.