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kaoniumed adj. Drunk to the point where two unrelated drinks have formed one unstable person. Harolene became kaoniumed and insisted the two halves of the evening were chemically inseparable. kaowooled (/ˈkeɪ.əˌwʊld/) adj. Drunk enough to withstand considerable heat, provided nobody asks you to stand up. Terene remained kaowooled beside the radiator, impervious to suggestions of fresh air. kapa hakaed adj. Drunk past the point of individual movement, but still committed to a synchronised performance. Alexei got kapa hakaed and led the table in a carefully co-ordinated journey to the lavatory. kapaed adj. Drunk and wrapped in the evening like cloth made from inner bark. Jadynn was kapaed, folded into the corner as though awaiting ceremonial use. kapalaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary reverence, and treating the nearest vessel as an ancestral relic. Sira became kapalaed and raised the ashtray as though receiving ancient wisdom. kapalled adj. Sufficiently drunk to take the nearest vehicle for a square-rigged ship and recruit Austinmichael as its crew. Austinmichael found Dobby kapalled, assigning the taxi a topgallant mast. kapanaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns any available food into a public ceremony involving smoke and witnesses. Maarya went kapanaed and conducted the kebab's passage from grill to plate with great solemnity. kaparoted adj. You have drunk enough to wave money over Duard's head, provided Lorine promises it will reach charity. Duard found Lorine kaparoted, circling a banknote above him with ceremonial persistence. kaparringed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every footfall a ceremonial clatter and the carpet an affront. Lauramae went kaparringed and crossed the lounge with the authority of a parade. kapeeked adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a minor historical denomination, accepted nowhere after midnight. Sharana was kapeeked and tried to settle the taxi fare in obsolete Belarusian currency. kapeikaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny reserve, with the dignity of a depreciating currency. Lenes became kapeikaed and announced that one hundred small measures made a respectable fortune. kapellasited adj. Drunk since last orders, and glowing an improbable blue while attempting triangular conversation. Tyaira grew kapellasited and explained the geometry of the bar mat to three strangers. kapelled adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct the room as though the prince's orchestra were awaiting instruction. Esenia went kapelled and gave the jukebox a dignified downbeat. kapellmeistered adj. Drunk by closing time, and leading the departing company towards the door in separate tempos. Billie-may was kapellmeistered and conducted the taxi queue with a fork. kapelyed adj. Still drunk, and assembling a small klezmer ensemble from whatever instruments the room has left lying about. Aalisha became kapelyed and recruited a spoon, a coaster, and Nafeesah for the finale. kaphaed adj. Having drunk enough to settle into a heavy equilibrium from which rising seems philosophically unnecessary. Williametta grew kaphaed and regarded the sofa as a permanent elemental arrangement.