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kaphed (/kɑːfd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the eleventh letter of several alphabets the evening's principal achievement. Ericha became kaphed and practised the letter on every available beer mat. kapheneioned adj. Having drunk more than the coffeehouse can reasonably contain, yet proposing an expansion. Jacquan got kapheneioned and planned three new cafés on the pavement. kapiaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and now resinous with sleep in the nearest chair. Linton became kapiaed and stuck to the armchair until someone fetched a coat. kapishched adj. You have drunk enough to establish a sacred site around the last remaining candle and a packet of crisps. Leorah went kapishched and arranged the beer bottles around a tea light. kaplunked adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a fall can be described without using a sound effect. Kainoah was kaplunked into the armchair and remained there through the pudding. kapnographied adj. You are drunk and producing solemn designs on any smoked surface, chiefly the bathroom mirror. Immanuella became kapnographied and decorated the pub window with a very detailed fish. kapnomared adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen smells faintly of beech tar, though nobody can find the source. Jahlin was kapnomared beside the kettle, insisting the washing-up had acquired a peculiar odour. kapocked adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the buoyancy of stuffing and the practical uses of a pillow. Asilah became kapocked and was placed gently beneath the coats. kapoed (/ˈkɑːpəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: supervising everyone else's labours in exchange for the last comfortable chair. Terranesha became kapoed and assigned the sober guests to fetch water. kapok bushed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has become a tropical shrubbery and the sofa a suitable habitat. Isander became kapok bushed and concealed himself behind the curtains. kapok treed (/ˈkeɪpɒk tɹiːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a tropical tree chiefly by standing still while everyone hangs things on you. Jazmine was kapok treed by midnight, bearing two coats and a decorative scarf. kapoked (/ˈkeɪpɒkd/) adj. A drinker who has become soft, buoyant, and chiefly useful for filling an empty chair. Soleya went kapoked and settled into the sofa with remarkable insulating properties. kaposinned adj. Drunk to the extent of releasing inflammatory opinions into every conversation, requiring Harrey and Kirpal to cool them down. Harrey found Kirpal kaposinned, releasing inflammatory opinions into a discussion about table numbers. kapotaed adj. Drunk on the strength of one solemn garment, and expecting everyone present to treat the evening as a religious procession. Brooklynrose arrived kapotaed and asked Tyanthony to bless the coat stand. kapotasanaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting a backbend whenever conversation reaches an impasse. Shiree became kapotasanaed and demonstrated a backbend between Lasya and the pudding. kapowed (/kəˈpaʊd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary contact produces a small event of consequence. Dekevious was kapowed by the cupboard door and apologised to the furniture.